h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There was a tall vicar from Hull

Thanks a lot, BlueBottle! :o(

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There was a tall vicar from Hull

There was once a beautiful lass with acne
Who stayed in a flat East of Hackney

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There was a tall vicar from Hull
Who had a steel plate in his skull

(no point complaining about simultaneous postings - you inconvenienced him just as much as he inconvenienced you)

Just round the corner
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with a phobia of magnets

A cat that adored her

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Tied to the tails of cats

Hmm...

There once was a man, Han, from Japan

Who had an affair, with a watering can

The times were a changin'

When it proved to be fakin'

A man and his mis-adventures with a deviled ham

(sorry, the pressure was too much, and I cracked)
*you can have a go at it, Ahdkaw

It's impossible, Eglon...

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There was vile man from Kildare

Who wore much pomade in his hair

Dr Who, I presume

When he took off his hat

Finish off these first:

There was once a beautiful lass with acne
Who stayed in a flat East of Hackney
Just round the corner
A cat that adored her
Then she decided to sack me

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There was a tall vicar from Hull
Who had a steel plate in his skull
with a phobia of magnets
Tied to the tails of cats
Which he rather liked to pull

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There was vile man from Kildare
Who wore much pomade in his hair
Dr Who, I presume
Is not in this room

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There was vile man from Kildare
Who wore much pomade in his hair
When he took off his hat
He frightened his cat

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There was vile man from Kildare
Who wore much pomade in his hair
Dr Who, I presume
Is not in this room
Out promanading nude, I fear

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There was vile man from Kildare
Who wore much pomade in his hair
When he took off his hat
He frightened his cat
Its fur sticking up to her ear

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You see pictures of cellulite on bottoms

And sagging flesh on scrotums



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Sorry, guys ,I really couldn't resist!
'wicked grin'
Luna

While either is quite pertubing

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*Not as sorry as the rest of us
I can assure you!

And potentially proturberating

It's okay - lots of people have gottem

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A pervy greengrocer from Kerry