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Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
RangaKoo Started conversation Nov 11, 1999
On a train full of nutters
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 11, 1999
I got scared and kept banging the shutters
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 12, 1999
The nutters did yell
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 12, 1999
From the train, momma fell
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 12, 1999
- then I woke up, all a-flutter
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A peculiar bird is the owl
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RangaKoo Posted Nov 12, 1999
Who makes a quite useful towel
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Orcus Posted Nov 12, 1999
Its really quite henous
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 13, 1999
To avoid saying "Penis" (damn!)
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 13, 1999
Which makes all your listeners growl.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 14, 1999
Rhymes, they're all over the place
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 14, 1999
Scantion too, is a disgrace
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 15, 1999
A life without rhymes
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 15, 1999
Leads to terrible crimes
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 15, 1999
And going to the pub to get s**tfaced
o o o o 
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 15, 1999
What happened to Limericks 16?
(OK, it's been asked before but it works as a first line don't it?)
o o o o ° ° ° °
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 15, 1999
It never was part of the scene
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 15, 1999
It plumb disappeared
o o o o ° ° ° °
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 15, 1999
At least that's what I heerd
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Luna(Queen of Hearts) Posted Nov 15, 1999
I think i ate it,
OR was that a dream?
****
I once took a turtle to Tampa
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Fargo Posted Nov 15, 1999
bit slow but so is my grampa
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- 1: RangaKoo (Nov 11, 1999)
- 2: DelphicOracle (Nov 11, 1999)
- 3: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 12, 1999)
- 4: Anonymouse (Nov 12, 1999)
- 5: DelphicOracle (Nov 12, 1999)
- 6: RangaKoo (Nov 12, 1999)
- 7: Orcus (Nov 12, 1999)
- 8: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Nov 13, 1999)
- 9: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 13, 1999)
- 10: Fate Amenable To Change (Nov 14, 1999)
- 11: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Nov 14, 1999)
- 12: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 15, 1999)
- 13: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 15, 1999)
- 14: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 15, 1999)
- 15: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 15, 1999)
- 16: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 15, 1999)
- 17: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 15, 1999)
- 18: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 15, 1999)
- 19: Luna(Queen of Hearts) (Nov 15, 1999)
- 20: Fargo (Nov 15, 1999)
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