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Orcus Posted Nov 17, 1999
Stocked amusing shaped turnips form Derry
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RangaKoo Posted Nov 17, 1999
He kept a large stock
(go on, i dare ya!!)
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Orcus Posted Nov 17, 1999
In the shape of his...willie
(sorry, couldn't think of anything to rhyme there. 
)
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Luna(Queen of Hearts) Posted Nov 17, 1999
They're a big seller to housewives in Gary.
(it's a town in Indiana,USA)
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I once met a young man with a monkey
A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
DelphicOracle Posted Nov 17, 1999
He'd hired it to work as his flunky
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Orcus Posted Nov 17, 1999
He fed it with rice
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 17, 1999
And Smirnoff with ice
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Orcus Posted Nov 17, 1999
And now its an alcoholic junky
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One day on a beer and wine binge
(guess who's off down the pub in minute 
)
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 17, 1999
and on special occasions roast turkey
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 17, 1999
Curse these simultaneous postings!!
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I thought I could not possibly winge
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Nov 17, 1999
The weather hot, me as well
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 17, 1999
When the barmaid shoved beer down me throat
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Orcus Posted Nov 18, 1999
From my pocket I produced a stoat
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 18, 1999
She said "Is it ermine?"
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 18, 1999
All my hair scorched to hell
I was brunette - but now I'm a ginge!
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Orcus Posted Nov 18, 1999
I said no, but its german
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heathen Posted Nov 18, 1999
And wouldn't like to end up as a coat.
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There was a virtual spider
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The Great Luna Posted Nov 18, 1999
Who loved to drink only cider
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Orcus Posted Nov 18, 1999
Beer made it sick
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 18, 1999
So its web would not stick
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