h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to equate with God's heavenly math (assuming everyone here is from Lancashire)

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A worm living under the sod

Hit a rather hard clod.

;^)#

Tried to turn 'round

But regrettably found,

His tail 'neath the foot of the plod.

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Arthur the Alligator Snapper

Was dressed all nice 'n dapper

;^)#

But the hat on his bean

Was a vile shade of green

And made him look like a toothless old slapper.
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There once was a poor country bumpkin

Who lived with his cows in a pumpkin

Used to be the other way round

;^)#
urrrgh

'til the day that he found

That sirloin was more than just rump kin

(Yeah, it's awful, but look what I had to work with : )

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Nilchii, a terrible rhymer ; )

Fate, a social climber

When configuring Domino Server


(I want a dweeb limerick for my colection )

The task seemed to take forever

But updating the client

with the hard-drive fragmented

The sysop lamented

But would Lotus listen? No Never!