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Post 141

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

A person who likes smilies

3smiley - biggrin
3:-þ
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smiley - smiley
smiley - bigeyes
smiley - winkeye
smiley - fish

3smiley - biggrin


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Post 142

Anonymouse

And thought Roadrunner cheated on Wiley smiley - winkeye


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Post 143

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Was doing his hair

      o      o       o      o
smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish°


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Post 144

Bruce

With 'nary a care


;^)#


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Post 145

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Got bored, went out and got pissed

newish one

A sad man had been drinkin'


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Post 146

FiNdUs

lots of beer and is sinkinĀ“


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Post 147

Anonymouse

Into a rhyme desert


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Post 148

Sorcerer

A double of whiskey


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Post 149

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Whilst taking the mickey

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smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish°


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Post 150

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Which is really a hazard


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smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish°


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Post 151

Merkin

made him quite frisky


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Post 152

Anonymouse

And is really obstructive to thinking


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Post 153

Sorcerer

And now his pen he's re-inking

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Sorry about the double-post


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Post 154

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Those are really the woist

3:-þ


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Post 155

Merkin

I think at this stage
I'll start a new page
As this one is quite fit to burst...

smiley - smiley


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Post 156

Merkin

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=15011&thread=22871


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Post 157

Anonymouse

Okay, since no one else is gonna. smiley - winkeye



A peaches-and-cream-skinned young lass
A handsome young lad did pass
I say, oh I say
Came a voice from the quay
Is it one word or two, this "harass"?


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