h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Le odour de rankness


;^)#

I should have had burgers and greens.

A peaches-and-cream-skinned young lass

A handsome young lad did pass


;^)#
avoiding the temptation to continue the bean theme with gas

A double-take did they


(admiring your restraint on both gass and the more obvious choices )

I say, oh I say

Did you see that young girl's class?

;^)#

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There was a ringer from Oodnadatta

Who wondered what on earth was the matter,

His hands were shaking

while a wallaby was making

A delectable lemon-curd batter

(was going to be "six ounces of fried antimatter" but that was a bit too surreal)

The Chinese count it an effront

(challenge: complete without use of rude words)

to interrupt a tiger hunt

It's terrible luck

(remember about the rude words, now)

Is there a game of Mornington Crescent going on anywhere?

'cos you'll likely get stuck

On the pole of a tiger-hunt punt.

The journey was arduous

A BBC newsman called Snow

Was reportedly caught smoking blow