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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Ally McBeal's tiny dresses


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Post 102

Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

Ally McBeal's tiny dresses


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Post 103

Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

perfectly set off her tresses


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Post 104

Nilchii

but inflame feminists


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Post 105

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Dykes and other sexists


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Post 106

Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

But who cares - they're a gaggle of Jessies!

(n.b: this will make more sense if you live north of the Watford Gap).


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Post 107

Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

LOL!


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Post 108

Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

Debbie Harry's been putting on weight


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Post 109

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Her body is in quite a state


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Post 110

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Middle-age spread


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Post 111

Anonymouse

But returning was hardest


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Post 112

Bruce

'n grey on the head

;^)#


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Post 113

Anonymouse

Morning Crescent is _____?______


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Post 114

Bruce

Coz he was carring a fat fakir


;^)#


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Post 115

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

And the voice sounds like chalk on slate

I 8888888888888888888888888888 that

88888888888888888888888888888888888

I had toothache yesterday


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Post 116

Anonymouse

Came a voice from the quay


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Post 117

Anonymouse

And would clean itself up if it could. smiley - winkeye


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Post 118

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

And Jester, real funny

3smiley - biggrin


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Post 119

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

There wasn't a thing I could say

3smiley - biggrin


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Post 120

Anonymouse

A shy little mouse

smiley - winkeye


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