h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey...! I feel very unloved!

(No love for Mara-chan... *sniff*)

You're not the only bloody Jedi here!
I am ALSO a Jedi, and would like recognition for it, Bob-d@mn-it!


*cries quietly in the corner*

[YK opens his mouth to reply and Dylan shoves him aside]

[Dylan] I don't believe I was aware of your existance on the H2G2. Of course all ... uh ... [counts on fingers] eight of us have utmost respect for you and your consort.

Who the fliunging flog is this Dylan creature...?

And... ahhh... eight of you...?

Have respect...

For me...?

Lovely bit, that, Thank you.

But my consort? Who, might I ask, are you refering to...? Surely not Wolf...

"Dylan" would be me, if you've checked the "Missing IRL Identity" on YK's front page.

Speaking to the person at the computer who posts on the H2G2 under the name of "(Mara) Jade", I recommend you read "Specter of the Past" and "Visions of the Future", which are Star Wars books by Tim Zahn, whereupon you will find that Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade get married in chronologically subsequent books. Might I remind you about the H2G2 rule about limitlessly impersonating a copyrighted character?

*winks* ah. but are the paranthesis copywrited as well...?

ALSO! i've made a very valiant attempt to read the books you listed. i own copies. but timothy zhan... well... he can't write. it's mindless drivel. sorry.

...i wan't aware of the impersonation of copywrited characters, actually. but my *ahem* "IRL" name is Jade. so tere we are then. i added the (Mara) because of a cretin in another forum.

thanks though.

pardon, "tere" means "there." i didn't really check for spelling errors before i posted. sorry.

oh... by the way.








you're mean.

*sticks her tounge out at him*

...and ihave reverted back to plain 'ol jade (complete with a daemon. but you're mean, so i bet you don't know what a daemon is.). so there.



*sticks her toung out at him yet again*

...and i have reverted back to plain 'ol jade (complete with a daemon. but you're mean, so i bet you don't know what a daemon is.). so there.



*sticks her toung out at him yet again*

...

[YK] Don't blame ME! /I/ didn't know about all that! It's all HIS fault! [points at Dylan]

[Dylan points right back at YK, who turns into a Nervous Hamster, which is a toy hamster that has a string attatched to the back that, when pulled, causes the hamster to vibrate and, if on a flat surface, move forward]

[Mackenzie] Ah ... a vibrator.

[Dylan blushes]

[Dylan] Er, yeah.

*likes YK, doesn't particularly like Dylan*

Hello Mackenzie.

*stares blankly at Dylan*


you /do/ know you've just dug your hole all the more deep, don't you..?

*laughs*

ah well!

*sings "Too Little Too Late" by the Barenaked Ladies, Thras joins in*

[Dylan's face flips to normal like a switch and so does YK]

[Dylan] Well, I apologize for that. Mackenzie's the one who made the lewd comment.

[YK] I still don't think you're very nice.

[Dylan] I'm working on moderating it, okay!? Now let me get back to the island.

[Mackenzie] Do you think we can /stop/ you?

[Dylan] No. [vanishes]

[YK] That's got rid of him. Where were we?

jade: Well, I was singing "too little too late," and i must say i haven't the lightest idea wht you two were doing.

how's this? we'll start over, ok?

hi! i'm jade. and this is my daemon thras. *points to thras, who is next to her in his wildcat form*

Thras: hello!

jade: how are you? *shakes their hands* what's wrong with your "friend" dylan, anyway? does he have a problem with girls or something...?

thras: *purrs, changes into a finch, sits on jade's shoulder*

[YK] No, he just likes making a fool of himself. And as for the island, I'm not at liberty to tell you about that.

[Mackenzie] What island?

[YK] You heard me!

*Bounds up to Jade out of the blue*

Hi!

*Pokes her*

You Rock!

*Sticks toungue out at other jedi guys*

I have more personalities than you!

*Bounds away back into the blue*

(But what shade of blue?)

[YK and Mackenzie stare after Wolf]

*shakes her firt in wolf's general direction*

curse you...!

STOP POKING MEEE!!!!!

*looks over at mackenzie and yk*

You have to excuse him.. he does that from time to time...

*plays with her jedi braid and pulls a few loose stings from her hood*

"firt" was supposedto be "fist." sorry.

(curse uopn the typo demons!)

Thras: daemons?

jade: no, i said "demons. there's a difference.

thras: i should say so...