h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[YK] Boring? Not really. Our minds are just different enough that we aren't all the same.

[Mackenzie] And even if they were, they'd work something out to keep things interesting.

* nods *

That's handy.

Thras: What the...?

Jade: Who is this MaW person...?

Thras: What is this MaW person?

Jade: And where does it get it's clothes...? That's a /devine/ outfit you're wearing...

Thras: Rather...

Thras: What the...?

Jade: Who is this MaW person...?

Thras: What is this MaW person?

Jade: And where does it get it's clothes...? That's a /devine/ outfit you're wearing...

Thras: Rather...

Jade: *silently places the demon of h2g2 double-posts under a nasty curse that involves herring sandwiches*

[YK] He's someone who I once got involved in an insane forum with. It ended with me apparently blowing up and neither of hus have posted since.

(irl: just a question, when precesely did you become a champion...? ghaa... men and their egos...)

Jade: Hmm. Well. Interesting.

Thras: Yesh... *yawn* I'm tired...

Jade: *hands him an espresso*

Thras: Thank you.

Jade: Don't mention it.

I didn't. I switched "Knight" with "Champion".

As for the Pokémon thing, I beat the Elite Four and Lance. I didn't do that during a forum, of course. I'm just accounting for logically something I've imagined into existence.


[YK] I wonder how often he posts?

[Mackenzie] Maybe you ought to try posting there again. Just to see what would happen.

[YK] Can't. I've forgotten the name of the thread.

Jade: Wouldn't you have it in your conversation file thingies...?

Thras: pardon her, she's computer impaired....

[YK] Like I said, I've forgotten its name, so it wouldn't do me any good if I did.

Jade: And you wouldn't even considder going and looking for it...?

Thras: That's probably an indication that he doesn't particularly /care/ enough to do it, Jade.

Jade: That would make sense...


I have to appologize, I've been more than a bit scatterbrained lately. It's the present onslaught of the Nondenominational Pagan Winter Solstice Annual Gift-Giving Holiday... (Aka: Christmas) I'm sure you understand... And if you don't, I suppose I can live with that as well, can't I?

[YK] Well, you see, there's the problem of knowing what it is called, and then there's the ...

[Link] [gets back from the computer room] Found it.

[YK] D'OH!

[Link] It's called "It's still beginning" just for future reference.

So that's why that forum popped back up again...

You like my clothes, Jedi Jade?

[Mackenzie] ...

Jade: I rather think I do.

Thras: Where is it that you shop?

Jade: ...If you don't mind, that is...

Of course I don't mind. I shop at Mike's Evilware, at the south pole of the fourth planet of Epsilon Theta Eridan. It's very good quality, and good prices too.

[YK] Don't suppose you mind us slipping out?

Not if you're going to buy clothes. I'll give you a hand.

* he waves a hand at a nearby patch of air, which turns dead black and shimmers a bit as it settles into a doorway-shaped hole. Through it is visible the car park of the clothes shop *

Your gateway awaits.

[YK and Mackenzie stare at the doorway with identical expressions of disbelief]

[YK] No thanks, I prefer more conventional methods.

[Mackenzie] Me too. But then, my personality is an adaptation of his.

[They exit. Moments later, the Millenium Bug takes off and flies away]

[Link] ... I don't think they're coming back.

* shrugs *

Whatever suits them. I think I'll go meet them there. Coming?

* steps through the gateway, leaving it open for Link to follow if he wants. Or anyone else, for that matter *