h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, where's the fun in that?

I'm glad you find linking to me fun
But how about all the poor people who don't change their names? Do you link to thenm in a non-fun way?

my freind Alex is reading a book called Hannibal, oh sorry, please ignor and have some raw toast on me.

I've got Hannibal lying around some where

incidently I knew some one called Bart Alexander Face

Can I have some cheese with that raw toast?

certainly, you could get your own i'm sure they sell it almost everywhere

tis true mores the pity

Thank you very much, I'll go and find some to buy... Why's it a pity?

i can't remember were we talking about the cheese or the raw toast?

If you think about it, toast is just burnt dough.

*assumes Homer Simpson-like-voice but it isn't very good*
Mmmmm, burnt dough.
*stops doing Homer Simpson-like-voice*
No, that should be donut shouldn't it?

of cours Doghnuts *continues to be obstinate in her spelling of the word doughnut* are another example of burnt dough, as are most things in life

Ah, but dow-gnuts (hooray for obstinacity with regard to spelling!) involve a sugar coating, distancing them from toast. Unless you are a certain type of person who likes sugar on theirs.

Mmmmm, sugar sandwiches......

you put sugar on french toast

Mmm, sugar! Sugar sugar sugar! Makes you happy, makes you go hyper, tastes nice! What would the world come to without sugar?

¦M¦

It would probably use Honey a lot more. People in Europe used honey a lot before the sugar trade.

sugar doodoo DOOdoo DOOdooooooo
ooooooh honey
honey doodoo DOOdoo DOOdooooooo

I'm not even going tom ask about that one

Very wise, I feel.

Its a song.

You are my [something, something, don't know the words],
You really [something else]...