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Mrs V Posted Dec 18, 1999
I'm getting good at this coming when called business, I seem to just pop up whenever anyone wants me, however nursie is very busy, she can't hang around. But nice to see that i was wanted. kisses hxx
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 19, 1999
Well, ok. Seeya later! Anyway, who was the last to make a filthy joke... Let's get filthy!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 19, 1999
Filthy in what way? Should I be organising some kind of dirty protest?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 19, 1999
I have dirty laundary, does this count?
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Mustapha Posted Dec 20, 1999
Quite possibly, I wouldn't be surprised if your laundry had gained sentience...
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 20, 1999
I seem to have got sentience all over my bed sheets now - not surprising since I haven't had a nurse change my bed in weeks....
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Mustapha Posted Dec 20, 1999
You're right. They spend far too much time changing the patients.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 20, 1999
I don't see why they can't turn my bed down.
After all, they keep turning me down!!! 
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Skunk Baxter Allstars Posted Dec 20, 1999
Because all the patients are filthy, depraved and incapable of doing it themselves. Sounds like fun - I might move in...
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 20, 1999
Crispy Sheets......Mmmmmm..nice!!
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Mrs V Posted Dec 21, 1999
I'll have you know my sheets are always fresh!!.. After all, I look after my men!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 21, 1999
Do you now!!!
nuff said......
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 21, 1999
Are you in need of looking after, Sid?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 21, 1999
Sidney, is that kidney as in kidney pan?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 22, 1999
Could be, but no....
*mumbles and confusion reverbrate around the room*
Ding ding.....
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Mustapha Posted Dec 23, 1999
Aah, I see you've got the machine that goes "Ding"! That's my favourite!
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 23, 1999
My favourites the one that goes ping.
PING!
Helena, adjust your appliance!
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Mustapha Posted Dec 24, 1999
PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!PING!
Aargh! It's out of control! Someone should tell Helena not to leave her appliances running like that!
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Mrs V Posted Dec 24, 1999
I did not!! See I can't leave you people alone for five minutes can I!!
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- 203: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 19, 1999)
- 204: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 19, 1999)
- 205: Mustapha (Dec 20, 1999)
- 206: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 20, 1999)
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