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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 15, 1999
Well, I don't know, whatever turns you on...
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Computer Cowboy Posted Dec 15, 1999
Soft cotten nighties, hot chocolate, and a good bottle of wine, and a nice soft woman.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 16, 1999
Don't get me started on what turns me on.....
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Mrs V Posted Dec 16, 1999
I'm a nice soft woman, some of the time. Evil Helena prefers black velvet nighties though. And why would I want to stand well back?? I'm moving in closer (Evil Laugh)
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Mustapha Posted Dec 16, 1999
You really shouldn't get too close to Sid when he gets "started". Black velvet is hell to clean...
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Mrs V Posted Dec 16, 1999
Evil Smile... I can throw it away and buy another... I think nice Helena is far too shocked to participate in this forum much more...
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Mustapha Posted Dec 16, 1999
* deep, raspy mechanical voice *
Come, Helena! Come to the Dark Side of Carry On!
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Mrs V Posted Dec 16, 1999
Tee hee, now you need dodgy special effects and lots of dry ice!!
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Mustapha Posted Dec 16, 1999
Well, I've already got a big red lightsaber.
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Mustapha Posted Dec 16, 1999
* Jedi mind trick *
You don't need to see my identification...
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 16, 1999
You're right, we've all seen your identification plenty of times, so you can put it away now...
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Mustapha Posted Dec 16, 1999
* dismayed, tries Jedi mindtrick again *
These are the "droids" you're looking for...
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Mustapha Posted Dec 16, 1999
* starting to panic, checks batteries are inserted correctly *
I can go about my "business"...
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Mrs V Posted Dec 16, 1999
Jedi Mind tricks don't work on Schizophrenics, but if you ask the nurses nicely, we might just help you go about your business!
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 16, 1999
Sounds like you're going into private practice!
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 16, 1999
After all, we clear up other people's business every day. Dirty work it is too...
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Mrs V Posted Dec 16, 1999
Which is Why these rubber gloves are so handy.
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