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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 24, 1999
*hits the machine that goes Ping with a big hammer*
That's got it.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 24, 1999
You shouldn't hit helena like that!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 24, 1999
*hits Cupid with a big hammer*
That's got it.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 26, 1999
DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! It must be four o'clock!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 26, 1999
*rings hand bell and shouts*
Four o'clock, and all's crap!
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Mustapha Posted Dec 27, 1999
All'sCrap? Is that some sort of bizarre British holiday like Shrove Tuesday, Pancake Day or Whitsuntide?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 27, 1999
It's the traditional lull after Christmas....All'sCrap till New Years Eve..
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 27, 1999
It's a bit like All Saints. 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 28, 1999
On a different note (cos I'm like that).... Do not under any circumstances, go or try to go shopping for so called "bargins"!!!
Not unless you enjoy pushing, shoving, kids screaming, elbows in ribs, trod on feet, que's a mile and a half long, frustrated Dads/Husbands, no parking and best of all, summer goods being sold as "Winter Sales"
It's all a big con!!!
*put soapbox away*
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Mustapha Posted Dec 28, 1999
I learnt my lesson 2 years ago...
I was out of town, it's Boxing Day, so I decide to go to a local superstore to purchase a few cheap CDs. The music department was a claustrophobic alcove in one corner of the store, and the queue was wrapped right round it, like s@#t in the U-bend. It took me about half an hour to get to the CDs to choose them, and another 30 minutes to get to the check-out.
I left for my home town as soon as I left the store. I had no CD player with me but that's ok - I'm a pretty patient chap, I can wait till I get home. As it turns out I had to be, for when I got home to my CD player, I discovered I was missing a CD to play on it. I had to leave to go to the other end of the country in a few days, so I couldn't just head back out of town. No worries, I thought, I'll ring the local branch of the chain, and see if they can help me. Which of course they couldn't, because, horror of horrors, as I was told "we'd be out a CD". I could empathise. I had to make a toll call to the store I purchased it from, from whence it took 4 weeks to deliver my rightful property.
So now, Boxing Days are days of rest for me.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 29, 1999
Well, i had a great christmas. why is no-one being smutty?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 29, 1999
We're all smutted out...
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 29, 1999
Dirty black stains.... the lot of us!!!!
(please note, Sid is in no way being racist with the above comment, if you read it that way, then you have a screw loose and he will want nuffing to do with you!!!)
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Mustapha Posted Dec 30, 1999
Dirty black stains? I can understand dirty "light-coloured" stains, but what on earth are you doing to get dirty black stains, and aren't you afraid you'll go blind?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 30, 1999
Whatever, i think we can be a bit mopre coy than that.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Jan 3, 2000
Well, anyone? Is someone going to give me one anytime soon?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 3, 2000
Marks out of 10 I'll give her 1 !!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 3, 2000
If she wants a double entendre, I'll give her one.
(Sorry.)
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Mrs V Posted Jan 4, 2000
Looks like I came just in time. Hello Boys have you missed me???
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- 222: Cupid Stunt (Dec 24, 1999)
- 223: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 24, 1999)
- 224: Cupid Stunt (Dec 26, 1999)
- 225: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 26, 1999)
- 226: Mustapha (Dec 27, 1999)
- 227: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 27, 1999)
- 228: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 27, 1999)
- 229: Mustapha (Dec 28, 1999)
- 230: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 28, 1999)
- 231: Mustapha (Dec 28, 1999)
- 232: Cupid Stunt (Dec 29, 1999)
- 233: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 29, 1999)
- 234: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 29, 1999)
- 235: Mustapha (Dec 30, 1999)
- 236: Cupid Stunt (Dec 30, 1999)
- 237: Cupid Stunt (Jan 3, 2000)
- 238: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 3, 2000)
- 239: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 3, 2000)
- 240: Mrs V (Jan 4, 2000)
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