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Post 181

Ormondroyd

It's always important to remember your rubbers. You can't be too careful nowadays.


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Post 182

Mrs V

The Nurse has taken to dancing around the wards Singing "I'm leaving on a jet plane" Bye Guys, I'll miss you!!


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Post 183

Computer Cowboy

Nurses... are those uniforms cotten? I do rather like the little hats as well.
rrrrowwlll....


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Post 184

Cupid Stunt

Well i never! At your age young man!


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Post 185

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Really, Cupid, you never? What...... NEVER???


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Post 186

Cupid Stunt

What do you mean, never! I can't exactly shoot meself with me own bloody arrows can i? that really would be shooting myself in the foot! or the head, or whereever else it may hit....


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Post 187

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

D'you know, I never thought of that before. Huh! Dear oh dear.


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Post 188

Cupid Stunt

DOH! Shot meself in the foot again... Helena about?


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Post 189

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Nope... smiley - sadface


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Post 190

Cupid Stunt

Doh! again. How the hospital? Any stiffs recently?


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Post 191

Cupid Stunt

What about the drug ward? Anyone snuff it?


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Post 192

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No, but one of the cleaners kicked the bucket the other day. Terrible mess, rubbish all over the floor.


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Post 193

Ormondroyd

Don't worry, Cupid - nobody snuffed it in the drug ward.
Lots of people sniffed it, though. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 194

Computer Cowboy

Ward!
Don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?
smiley - smiley


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Post 195

Ormondroyd

"...a LITTLE hard on..."!?
No. Doesn't sound like me at all.


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Post 196

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*raises one eyebrow*


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Post 197

Mustapha

* alternately raises and lowers both eyebrows *


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Post 198

Ormondroyd

That's clever! Up and down whenever you want! smiley - smiley


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Post 199

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I wish I could get mine up like that.


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Post 200

Cupid Stunt

Well, if you can't get it up, then we can't help you. HELENA! Here girl. Your 'services' are required.


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