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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 15, 1999
*very butch voice* Me.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 15, 1999
Wehey!! Time for that sad saleman at the Office party trick - the old chestnut where we tie it to our belts and go looking for girlies.
Or is it that we tie it to our old chestnuts ... I can never remember
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 15, 1999
Careful, or you might end up getting a kick in the berries!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 15, 1999
Ah, I love this time of year... there's nothing quite like the sensation of roasting your nuts on an open fire.
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Krunchy Posted Dec 15, 1999
I like to use a nut cracker on my nuts
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 15, 1999
Ah yes, Crimbo specialities. I'm vegetarian, so I don't eat turkey. I'm still partial to a good stuffing, though.
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 15, 1999
You probably enjoy a nice nut roast too then!
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Mrs V Posted Dec 15, 1999
All I can say is there nice Helena being nice to people and then he turns around and says something nasty. Good job I'm here to protect her... Did I here that someone had Nut Crackers.. Ah yes thankyou... Nice Helena's already gone to get some ice for the poor soul....
and as for the high heels, people pay good money for that....
EHxx
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 15, 1999
Well, they are extremely high heels after all. I'd say a good six inches. And goodness only knows, plenty of folk are willing to pay for a good six inches...
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Mrs V Posted Dec 15, 1999
I think Evil Helena will be getting me a reputation I don't deserve... Tee hee.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 15, 1999
You deserve all you get my dear 
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Mrs V Posted Dec 15, 1999
And what might I enquire may I be getting??
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 15, 1999
Mmmmmmm.... without getting smutty, the previous 144 post explain in detail whats coming to you!!
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Mrs V Posted Dec 15, 1999
Without getting smutty, spoilsport...
Evil Helena does like your big stick (there I've now put that comment in the right forum!!)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 15, 1999
Without being smutty? Am I in the right forum?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 15, 1999
Ok, Ok, I give in....
*Sid opens a long brown leather case to reveal a long polished red Cedar wood stick topped off with a turned titanium knob on the end!*
Oooooo Oooooo, he said knob!!!!*snigger snigger*
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 15, 1999
Well, the wizards staff with a knob on the end? "Tis big, and tis round, and it weighs three tons...."
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 15, 1999
You know, it fair makes my eyes water when I hear people on the news talking about "staff cuts" at such-and-such a place... I mean, you don't want your staff cut, do you?
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- 141: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 142: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 143: Ormondroyd (Dec 15, 1999)
- 144: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 145: Krunchy (Dec 15, 1999)
- 146: DelphicOracle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 147: Ormondroyd (Dec 15, 1999)
- 148: Mrs V (Dec 15, 1999)
- 149: DelphicOracle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 150: Mrs V (Dec 15, 1999)
- 151: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 15, 1999)
- 152: Mrs V (Dec 15, 1999)
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- 157: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 15, 1999)
- 158: Mrs V (Dec 15, 1999)
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