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Drool Frood the Second Posted Dec 13, 1999
Goodness me .I'm away for a few days and the next thing I find is that
this forum has degenerated into some sort of picnic!
Well,as I have decide not to go on a diet until the New year I think
I will partake of a morsel or two.
Whats on the menu Helena?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Some fruit? *shows Drool two apples and a banana*
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Mrs V Posted Dec 13, 1999
A jucy pear?? Melons, you should give them a squeeze EV
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 13, 1999
Well, I was in the mood for a banana, but now I don't know. It's a bit too soft for my liking. And it's going all black too... that can't be healthy, can it?
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 13, 1999
I dunno - peel the skin back and have a look...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Careful - mind my plums.
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 13, 1999
*gingerly peels back the skin from the end*
Well Doctor, you'll be glad to know it looks much healthier underneath. In fact, I think it looks quite tasty...
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Damon the Demon Posted Dec 13, 1999
eek Ive never seen one that mushy before. If your dont get someone to eat it they tend to go very soft and can even break off.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 13, 1999
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Oops ...!! I was a bit premature there!!
I was going to say that it's probably better if you peel the skin back a little way and just nibble the end...
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 13, 1999
The skin on the end won't stay back on its own though.
Mmm. I'm going to have to use my BIG BANANA CHOPPING SHEARS!!!!
*brandishes said kitchen implement like a maniac*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 1999
'Scuse me.... I'm just, er, going to the lavatory. *disappears very quickly indeed*
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 13, 1999
OWW!! mmm, Well, i suppose i better be off too!
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Mustapha Posted Dec 14, 1999
I've got another banana here, with a couple of kiwifruit...
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 14, 1999
Nice!!!!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 14, 1999
I dunno - all the staff here cleared off to the toilets last night and we're all still waiting for breakfast.
When's the nurse going to arrive with something hot for me to get me teeth into??
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Here, Beaker, I've got a surprise for you... close your eyes and open your mouth...
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Rats. Trust me to get the Pervy Doctor...!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Hmmmph. Well, if you don't want a mince pie, that's up to you!
*minces off with his mince pie*
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Shouldn't that be ... can I have a Mince Pie???
*Stands back* Ok - be my guest..
Sorry Doctor, but I was that you were offering me stuffing then...
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- 83: Mrs V (Dec 13, 1999)
- 84: DelphicOracle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 85: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 86: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 1999)
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- 88: Damon the Demon (Dec 13, 1999)
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