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Post 61

The Blackadder III

The phrase, Cupid, is a case of sour grapes and yes, it bloody well is. I mean, they might at least have written back, but no, nothing, not even a 'Dear Gertrude Perkins, thank you for your efforts. Get stuffed, Samuel Johnson.'


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Post 62

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

That's not what you said when you sent him your navel.


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Post 63

Mustapha

Novel, Baldrick, he sent him his novel.


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Post 64

Mrs V

Awww, cupid, don't feel like that!! I like you! OK, so I'm a dozy boot who likes everyone, and is nice to everyone, even though there is some now some peoples who are not being as nice to little ol her, humph, but I appreciate you. And I like Spam!! (I have to, have you tried feeding three on the £70 a week the government gives you, oh no...


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Post 65

The Blackadder III

Oh, I'm sorry, sir's. I am anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even a little compunctions to have caused you both such periconbobulations!

(so we all sing from the same hyme sheet do we?)


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Post 66

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Sausage? SAUSAGE? Oh, blast your eyes!


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Post 67

Ormondroyd

There's nothing like a nice big, hot, meaty sausage. Eh, Helena?


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Post 68

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

There we are, I knew that would get us back on track!


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Post 69

Cupid Stunt

Sausage? What can we make of that... A sausage hot pot?


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Post 70

Ormondroyd

Ooooh, no, Cupid - sausages need to be handled with care!


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Post 71

Cupid Stunt

It's better than a sausage toss pot!


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Post 72

Ormondroyd

Who are you calling a toss pot? smiley - winkeye


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Post 73

Cupid Stunt

The sausage dish! Or the dishy sausage?


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Post 74

Mustapha

The wurst is yet to come...


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Post 75

Mrs V

mmm sausages....


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Post 76

DelphicOracle

*wheels in the lunch trolley*

Well, we've got no sausages today, love, but I've got a lovely bit of pork for anyone who wants it...


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Post 77

Mrs V

I'm a vegetarian... well thats a lie really, I love to eat meat...
Hxx


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Post 78

Mustapha

A few spare ribs would be nice! Nice big ribs with plenty of hot sauce. smiley - smiley


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Post 79

Mrs V

OK, I'm going to have to go eat some breakfast now, you guys have made me feel really hungry... does anyone wish to offer me a little snack??
Hxx


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Post 80

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*arrives wearing a sign around his neck which reads "All You Can Eat for €10"*


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