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Damon the Demon Posted Dec 9, 1999
Id rather be Pinochio so that when I lie my thing gets longer,
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Mustapha Posted Dec 10, 1999
I'd be more than happy to play Cap'n Hook. 
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 10, 1999
And very well suited for the part you would be, Mustapha. That's a very large shiny one you have there. It would certainly scare the little girls, anyway...
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Mustapha Posted Dec 10, 1999
* gives flamboyant stage bow * Why, thank you, Delphi midear!
And they don't get much littler than Tinkerbell.
Or perhaps Kate Moss...
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Mrs V Posted Dec 10, 1999
Uw, he said the K word....
Skinny bitch alert!!
here, If you squeeze this tight I'll fall into a faint...
Is there a prince around to revive me??
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 10, 1999
That's a point, we need someone small to be Tinkerbell - you don't want the audience thinking "Who's that big fairy prancing about up there?"
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Mustapha Posted Dec 10, 1999
I'm sorry EV, that's just too easy...
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Mrs V Posted Dec 10, 1999
I was once in a panto playing the wardrobe mistress, the principal man kept coming on to do the wrong panto, and I had to chase him. There you go. My one and only forray away from principal boy!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 10, 1999
Was it a big part?
Sorry.
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Mustapha Posted Dec 10, 1999
And was the principal man's part bigger than the principal boy's?
Equally sorry. (Well, not really )
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 10, 1999
Oohhhhhhhh no you're not!
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Mustapha Posted Dec 10, 1999
Oohhhhhhhh no I'm not!
(Ha! That fooled ya!)
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Mrs V Posted Dec 10, 1999
In a break with tradition, all the male lead parts in our church panto are played by a bloke, thereby putting me out of a job!!
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Mustapha Posted Dec 10, 1999
So if they've got guys playing guys, have they got gals playing gals?
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 10, 1999
Well, it may not be traditional, but girls doing girls always draws a big audience...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 10, 1999
I disagree. When I'm watching a performance, I like to see men dressed as women. Why are you all staring at me?
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