h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And now for something compleatly off topic. Hey Team, I am starting a church. You are invited to join at http://www.h2g2.com/A193754

Yes.. a church... maybe its time I joined one

I just want to know how big this room needs to be.

NM

Hmm... how about ye big, eh?

I think about *This* big would be nice.

It should be as big as a piece of string is long.

or as infinite as infinity?

Something with plenty of echo - echo - echo - cho - o - o...

i think it is my duty to warn you that if you encourage NM it will only lead to trouble....i mean, he has a way of getting himself into quite a pickle so be cautious as to what you ask for, you may end up biting off more than you can chew
monsy

Awww.. But monsy! Look at all those neat tools he has to play with!

Are those handles wooden? *nibble*

You naughty, naughty mouse... he makes a living with those!

*best mousey indignant sniff* But I'll only nibble little bits, honest!

all righty, then... I suppose he wouldn't mind all that much

Infinite.....hhhmmmm.... Let me see what I've got in my truck......

HEY!!!!!! This works! A power drive from an "improbability drive" starship!!! This sould get us the space we need!

"Improvises a power source...plugs in.....pushes button...."

Now where the h**l did everyone go?

NM

They've all turned into mauve weasels and begun dancing the Bolero. How strange.

Is it just me? Seems like everywhere I go as of late, people start doing the STRANGEST things!!!

NM

Thou shalt eat of the brownie, and thou shalt enjoy it. Thus, it is written

Sorry about that... You see? You had to say something fairly strange, eh NM..

I see my minions ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Parishoners are doing there job. Come along and join the Brownieites at http://www.h2g2.com/P193754

Just drifting in
vegiman