h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Greebo's voice can be heard faintly~..... Help... its dark... me soooooooooo frightened....

just think happy thoughts Greebo, it will all be over soon i know you will make it out just fine, you have to, you are my favourite Greebo
*begins pacing back and forth*
poor Greebo, poor poor Greebo........
monsy

Shh!!! While you can hear her, I can't actually do the experiemnt. Be a good research assistant and get me a coffe, I have to stand here and play with the dials

*panic stricken she does as she is told and runs off to find coffee*
monsy

Hmm... I think that should be enough time in there. Maybe I should open the door and have a look....

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Tadaaa! *Gwennie bursts into room, dressed like Rambo (with a bra on) and shoves Garibaldi to the floor.*

Take that, you fiend! *Turns weapon on Garibaldi and soaks him with a large quick-setting super glue...*

Come to Gwennie Greebo...... I'll take you back to the party...

*runs in brandishing favourite katana*

What foul experiments are being performed here? And what has happened to our Greebs?

WAIT WAIT!!!!! you can't just open the curtain, if you do that then Greebo could be harmed!!! Garibaldi has to make it safe for her to come out!!!! this is why i have been so worried, i could not just go in and save her i had to wait for Garibaldi to push the right buttons and turn the right knobs ....
poor poor Greebo
monsy

Love can save her. We have to join our thoughts of love for Greebo together. The sum is greater than the individual vibe. We can protect her until she can come out. I brought blue doughnuts, Greebo. Just keep them in your thoughts. You will be safe, I promise. *Focuses all her love on Greebo*

TA-DA!!!!
*a large blu dragon arrives, riding on her back is Stephen Hawking [carrying a gun] and she is followed by a large eddie in the space-time continuum, a sofa and a box of doughnuts and large glass of milk with a straw*

*hehehe*

}:=8

Stephen Hawking will know how to save Greebo.

~Greebo hears a lot of talk from the other room... it maybe is someone come to rescue her~

Please... is anyone out there... oh please...me scared and hungry... me wants my friends....

*krunchy wonders in wiv a startrek tricorder and begins taking readings*
hmm, very interesting!

what??!! what's interesting?!!? interesting good or interesting bad?!!
please, that is my Greebo in there!!
monsy

Right everyone, stand back, I'm a fully qualified ...erm...well, here's my cycling proficiency certificate and an elapsed Tufty Club menmbership card. Plus as the Bold Knight, Sir Spiny of Norman I'm very experienced in rescuing damsels in distress (although I've also put a few in distress as well ~unpleasant laugh~).

Now I see what they're trying to do here. and there's no need for you to worry, Greebo. All we do is summon up scientific counter-weirdness and they won't stand a chance.

*Throws a Mandelbrot at the wall*

There - that's one exit route from the room, although it's very long.

*pushes a Max Planck in through the cat flap*

You can crawl out along that, it should be constant.

*Hits a very loud note on an Isoceles triangle*

Just follow that sound, Greebz. An' remember, you lot - I've got Avogadro's number and I'm not afraid to phone him. Plus that big dragon's my pal an' all......

~Big Evil Dan smashes down a brick wall to gain entry, despite presence of an open door.~ Wait! I have an answer! If we can talk to Greebo, she must be OK. Therefore, the Quantum Field has already collapsed and we can look behind the curtain. Unless Garibaldi is faking the voice, in which case we are back where we started. Hmmm...he is one shrewd character. I must battle him in a game of wits, one Evil Genius to another.

scratches head and begins to wonder just how safe poor Greebo is in the hands of these ermmm...these......what the heck are they????
GREEBO!!!!! where are you???!!!
monsy

Hey! We know what we are doing. Sort of. I have an excellent insight into th Evil mind.

SORT OF??!!! SORT OF???!!!! this is my Greebo we are talking about!! you must be positive, i would not be able to live with myself if one wisker on her cute little face was harmed
monsy