h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Therain in spain falls mainly on the plain .....aren't the plains in spain somewhere in the middle,not the east?!
shazz

Out on Thunder Island

Jungle drums say... storm approaching!

When did the party move into the jungle Wowbagger.....and where did this grass skirt come from?
shazz

I'm more worried about this bone sticking in my beard.
It it a bit breezy though

*scampers up a coconut tree*

*plunk*

*plonk*

Oopsie.

A well-needed change in cuisine...

looks like i stayed away a bit too long....i think i missed something somewhere!!, i am SOOOOOO lost!!!
monsy

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
if all of those bottles would suddenly fall
on my head
I'd be dead

*blinks*

Somehow I get a vague feeling that not all of those 99 bottles of beer are still there on that wall.

........oh no!! I came all this way,and waited all that time...and there are no bottles of beer left!!
shazz

Pardon the henious crime of using a reference to the books of which this website emerges from, but our change of locale might have something to do with the Infinite Improbability Drive in my stereo, the button of which Shazz pushed a while ago when changing songs.

Erm... why is there a bubbling cauldron over there?

Oh Wow.. that's really okay. Those weird-looking people are just brewing more beer. I didn't realize those bottles were -all- gone!

You reek ah! I've juss foun' the next stage in evlushon!
Homo explodus! Y'know, I think therefore I explode!
Whooo! Cogito ego booom!

'Magine whad thad would looklike! No?

Heeheeeheeee... 99 bottles of beer... hoohoo

When I called the forum "The Party Mutates" it appears I was correct!

Just so long as it's only the Party that mutates!
shazz

Hmmm... Not sure about the party, but there sure are some mutant attendees.

EErrmmm...uuhhh...speaking of such, I seem to have an extra appendage here. Don't get me wrong, three arms COULD come in handy but it just strikes me as somewhat "un-natural"!

Shazz...could you be so kind as to push another button!?!? It shouldn't hurt matters, and who knows, it might help!

NM

OK NM Here goes:
*push,push,push ........click...............ominous silence....
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.BANG!FLASH<WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
shazz

EERRMMM....Shazz......We need to talk to you.

"Fairly grabs Strange by the.....um...whatever that is...and drags him over to confront Shazz"

Could you be so kind as to have Wowbagger check the circuits.....I think there is a bit of a problem.

Although....Strange and I could do a lot more dam....I mean get more done like this!!

NM &MN

*coils nose protectively round and twitches tail*

Yes, please, if you would be so kind.


Mouseanon