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Post 6181

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Marry it, then. smiley - winkeye


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Post 6182

bobstafford

The relationship will be somewhat short smiley - winkeye


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Post 6183

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Long relationshops are overrated.


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Post 6184

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!



In the pub just had some really nice faggots and mash, and on the TV was the Pres Tumpalina, some of the cheap end of the village patrons, blew rassbarrys, just so uncouth, I on the other hand dropped my pants and moon'ed the TV screen (as if he could see)


smiley - biggrin well it raised a giggle


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Post 6185

bobstafford

Surprised the screen did not shatter smiley - laugh


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Post 6186

Icy North

Maybe there’s a crack in it.


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Post 6187

bobstafford

smiley - laugh nice one Icy


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Post 6188

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Cracks are usually involved when you moon someone.


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Post 6189

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~



You don't have to be a crack head to smiley - moon the prez smiley - zen

smiley - pirate


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Post 6190

bobstafford

It looks like this thread has hit rock bottom againsmiley - winkeye


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Post 6191

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~



Us pirates aim to please smiley - winkeye

smiley - pirate


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Post 6192

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Us pirates aim to please smiley - erm I thought you aim to sink boats smiley - winkeyesmiley - biggrin


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Post 6193

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~



We do. That's what pleases us smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


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Post 6194

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

ar! and be got 2 gold earrings in my left ear, I be a Yorkshire Viking (smiley - wahalas no bloody boat)


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Post 6195

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Bloody boats are overrated. It costs money to rinse the blood from them. smiley - sadface


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Post 6196

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~



Quite right. Is why I prefer bloody marys smiley - tomatosmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - cheers

smiley - pirate


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Post 6197

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

How does Mary feel about that? smiley - winkeye


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Post 6198

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!




Spent my day stacking fruit in my cold cellersmiley - biggrin


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Post 6199

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~



Spent my afternoon in the bar where the man behind the counter recently celebrated a seldom jubilee

One of the not so regulars came in and asked the barkeep: "How long will you be here?"

To which I broke in saying: "Well, so far he's been here for five decades!"

"I meant when will you close up today? I'm just askin because I have an appointment with my dentist and if that draws out ..."

I just said "Dentist? Draws out?"

It was a fun afternoon smiley - biggrin



smiley - pirate


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Post 6200

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I hope there was no mendacity. We want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

smiley - run


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