h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You must have taken ages in the bog looking for your "Tiggywinkle"


(http://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/)

url not found ?


how to win a pint of ale - challenge someone to a game of 501 darts and say that your 3 darts score normal and that their darts score double.
YOU can't lose - you need an odd number to win of course, but because their numbers double even an odd number becomes even, so they can never finished - pint won

tiggywinkles hedgehog story for kids Beatrix Potter.

You can only pull that off once they can't be that thick up your way

Anyway how is prof these days

still skint, no winner again41 weeks winless now

BUT! still

"H2 in verse, the thing I hate the most...." [jackruss]

I'm glad that you hate poetry more than the people who inflict it on you.

I hate the people who inflict TV advertising on us.
A couple verses of "Barnacle Bill the sailor" will put pay to the most ardent poetry lover.

There is verse and good old anglo saxon perverse

I can't inflict barnacle Bill on you, but Sponge Bob is here to serve you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He-LBIyBUz8

Heres, the url, Prof:

http://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/

Pierce mate

it's good place is thatand woman who lives near my sister does similar, she says an hedgehog HAS to weight a minimum of 1LB before winter starts, or it'll not survive (even in hibernation)

I can't survive on such a small critter either

Could we start a hedge fund for too-small hedgehogs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39486749

something the size of a walnut stuck in a safe and looked at now and again - hope the *..* gets money for value

I thought it was called The Pink Panther. Nice colour. Would go well with my new black T-shirt

Diamonds are supposed to be a girl's best friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-XaWr_A3k

Carol is 96 now. She claims to have the greatest genes in show business, or maybe she's just been careful to avoid lousy food and irritating chemicals. Whatever. I just enjoy her enthusiasm that shines through in everything she does.

Last night been listening to some early "skar reggie"

Prince Buster is great

"Diamonds are supposed to be a girl's best friend." [paulh]

I'm thinking if diamonds are a girl's best friend maybe they'll befriend the owner also

"Diamonds are intrinsically worthless." - de Beers chairman Nicky Oppenheimer, The Independent 13 February, 1999


http://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU