h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As much as a literateur would alliterate in order to tie one's tongue with a tongue twister, it would.

Someone actually worked this out in January, and published the results in the Annals of Improbable Research. Clearly hoping for an IgNobel Prize.

Anyway, enough of that. Back to RJR and his antisocial camping anecdotes...

morning Icy Norfff

Hi Jackruss,

Any pitter-patter of raindrops on the canvas?

yeah! most of last night was raining, and last week had it moments, but were dry and warm due to the fan heater i have on at the mo

Just going down the pub for breakfast, as we have just run out of gas for the cooker, so a full english for me

Your tent is close enough to town that you can go to a pub for breakfast?

theres a pub just outside the campsite, the cornish think of everything

You should rephrase that - there's a campsite outside just about every pub.

ah ha I think your right

Rained all day! stuck in the pub *cough's* tent all day

Haw! Many rains have fallen on our teepee since we installed a bar in one of its corners. I have spoken

Now where is that blasted barmaid? My glass is empty again

I have been in many teepees, but I never saw one with a corner.
All of them that I have seen are almost round



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if you feel like a tepee and wigwam, then your 2 tense

I remember reading the news about how the Lone Ranger's sidekick, Tonto, died. He was touring the South (US) and entered a sweet iced tea drinking contest. Later that evening, he drowned in his tepee.

lone ranger actually shot him after all those years, he finally found out what kimosabe meant

Heh... It means "my real good friend".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2G3x0CF74I

I know, but manyI tell it to here, don't

One evening the Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie and decided camp for the night.

Tonto woke about midnight. He immediately poked his companion in the ribs to wake him.

'Look up Kemosabe, what do you see?'

'I see thousands of stars above, the wonder of God.'

'What you think that mean?'

'It means that we are part of a vast universe, Two men on a tiny planet in the great void of space.'

'Stupid white man - it mean somebody stole tent again!'

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