h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As proof that Zax's name does work, I'm here. And:

"I want to be in the Church of the True Weevil"

I think I could be the Keeper of the Lazy Weevil. I need to keep my membership in as many religions as possible.

Another new member! Welcome to the church, Saint Big 'Evil' Dan. Whether you're here because you just *loooove* weevils (like most of us) or you're just collecting church memberships, it doesn't matter. You are free to visit and contribute whenever you bleeding weel feel like it.

You are now Keeper of the Lazy Weevil. Congratulations.

I'm sorry Nick, but I think we should be collecting genuine members rather than theser fly-by-night-youngsters?

Where is the sanity in signing up new weevil-inspired blood in one breath and in the exhalation welcoming those with little concern for our coleopteran brethren??

Now, now, Frizz, let's not be hasty. Saint Big 'Evil" Dan may in fact be a dedicated weevil advocate; we can't just go jumping to conclusions. Besides, Peta's a member of the church and she's never contributed to it. Why? Possibly because she hasn't bleeding well felt like it yet. Or perhaps she doesn't even remember that she's a member.

It's not important. All are welcome in the CotTW. At least those of us who love and cherish our weevil brethren know who we are.

Kensington says it's OK by him if people join without contributing. He apparently just wants to be their friend.

And in any case, what does sanity have to do with anything here?

OK so the "there ain't no sanity clause" works here.

I do apologise. I have had a really bad day at work and just got a bit wound up - welcome all ye who enter in.

No apology necessary. Sorry to hear you had a bad day today. Perhaps a wee dram of marzipan gin shared with a tiny weevil pal will help wind you down.

Kensington says he'd be more than happy to pop by with a weevil-keg of MarGin which he'd be ever so delighted to share with you. He also says he could try to round up a couple of Purring weevils, too.

*ahem*

I want to be in the Church of the true Weevil.

I'd like to be known as The Weevil of Many-Colours.

Hi again, all... sorry for my little absence... lessee... uh...

"NO'T" was used a few times previously in the thread, and i recall that when i first read thru it struck me as your accepted shortcut.. N(ick) O' T(een)

it's so obvious once it's been explained, eh? Pandora pointed out mine yesterday- T.A.Z... i hadn't even noticed it myself! strange how that happens..

Speaking of which, WELCOME B.E.D.! (See, Dan didn't know that that was his acronym until I started using it! just a bunch of cool weevil dudes here!

OH! I discovered 2 new weevil species while doing a walkabout up in heaven... i'll post them to the correct thread, tho!

The Archangel Zax*

Hi again all... i went off looking for a thread for posting weevil species (since there're 200 other threads in this forum! LOL) but apparently there isn't one.. WOW. ok. so i'm gonna post them here... also, thank you for the welcome Frizzychick, and Howdy Possum, (my we're just saturating the site with saints! )


Ok, my contributions to the world of weevil species...

The Mexican Hairless Weevil

and

The Madagascar Hissing Weevil

(Thanks to eric for the second one!)

T.A.Zax*
* brownie bearer extraordinaire!

Hey Zax!

Oh, Lordy, it's been a busy week for me! Sorry for the lengthy absence, folks.

Zax: Re: NO'T... Doh! How could I have missed that? Hmmm, perhaps I'm stupid...

Possum: I realise it's been a couple of days now, but... Welcome to the Church!

I've updated the church page for Possum and some new weevils discovered by Zax.

Happy May 15, everybody!

Aye I have not been about either. and Happy May 15 to you too!

Well, that's OK for you, Marv. You only have to show up here when you bleeding well feel like it. Being the Grand Weevil-meister, I'm expected to show up a little more often than that, but it's just not always possible. Especially for the last couple of weeks. Evil deadlines loom darkly on the horizon, and I feel a storm coming...

LOL Well I have not been running my *own* church all that tightly of late... It has been a busy time for us all.

My church hasn't been doing much either, but I guess in this case that's the norm.

heheh... the gathering of the high preists?
WATCH MY PAGE FOR NEWS OF THE GRAND OPENING OF:

THE CHURCH OF ALL CHURCHES!

LOL That might just be the thing! Gather them all to one big ole place? I like it...

I must join you.

I wish to be known as "THE GRIM WEEVIL".

Thank you.

Hello, Baron Bear Slide, and welcome to the Church of the True Weevil. Feel free to contribute whenever you bleeding well feel like it.

Kensington says he's very excited that so many people have joined the church of late, and that he's glad there are so many people out there who find weevils cuddly and adorable. Isn't that just like a weevil?

What's that, Kensington? You want me to paint you to look like Darth Maul for Halloween? Well sure, if you like. You could be Darth Maul-Weevil, or even just Darth Weevil. Won't that be fun?

One of my network weevils told me to say Hi to the church.