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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 14, 2000
It's truly amazing what people will buy on the internet!
The Good Doctor
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Researcher 99947 Posted Apr 14, 2000
erm... it is amazing but I don't think any sane person would buy THAT
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 14, 2000
probably not, that's one reason I burned it
Dr. D
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Vestboy Posted Apr 16, 2000
It took me weeks to grow that amount of underarm hair as well.
I do have another source of unwanted hair if you want me to turn it into a wig for you to try the auction idea!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 16, 2000
Thanks but no thanks, Vestboy. You go right on ahead though.
The Good Doctor
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Vestboy Posted Apr 16, 2000
*Noise of waxing strip being pressed onto nefarious parts of body*
*Noise of waxing strip being removed from body - similar to velcro being opened*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*Noise of fairly hairless body collapsing in a heap*
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Apr 17, 2000
High heels and depilation - whatever next? I suggest that the LHWP(&WHH) either finds himself (?) a Viennese Therapy Weevil or buys a new frock for St Weevils day. Careful with the frock option though, as the hedgehog cuddling can damage exposed sensitive skin.
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Vestboy Posted Apr 17, 2000
A frock?
Why would I want to wear a frock?
Just because I wear high heels and make wigs out of my surplus follicular bits doesn't mean I would wear a frock.
You're getting silly now!
LHWP(&WHH)
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Apr 18, 2000
Getting silly. GETTING SILLY! Zonker - please tell LHWP (WotHH) that we do not DO silly. I would tell him myself but I am verbally bereft at the very thought. A horde of Japanese purring weevils trampling up and down my spine would barely serve to calm me. I may be deranged. Boswell says that derangement is allright as long as you don't harm anyone else. But silly? How ridiculous.
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Vestboy Posted Apr 18, 2000
Here Wurzel, try on these high heels - that'll calm you.
Or I could walk up and down your back with them (as per the referenced Japanese Weevils)?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 18, 2000
LHWP(&WHH), silly is NOT what we are about! We are about weevils! If you can not see that point clear enough, we may have to start taking this matter seriously and we don't do serious either!
Dr. D
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Vestboy Posted Apr 18, 2000
Could You provide a list of what you do do.
Hang on Let me guess number 1 - Weevils.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 18, 2000
We do a lot of things! But only if we damn well feel like it!
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Apr 18, 2000
By the weevil's slavering fangs!
Vestboy, we here at the Church of the True Weevil are very serious when it comes to weevils. If you read the church page, under the section 'Duties of Members', you will see that we do many things, including talking like deranged people, fabricating wonderful new species of weevil that help us in our everyday lives, and celebrating extravagant holidays, such as St. Weevil's Day.
You should go to the church page and re-read it. Then you will truly understand what it means to be simply nuts about weevils. 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 18, 2000
A-MEN!!!
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Vestboy Posted Apr 19, 2000
I see, overenthusiasm on my part, sorry. No offence meant.
Bye!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 19, 2000
No offense taken by me Vestboy, you are of course welcome!
Dr. D
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Apr 20, 2000
Are weevils simply nuts about nuts? As well as corn syrup, digestive biscuits and Marzipan gin parties of course.
Boswell says that he used to know a weevil called Noah Fence. They have lost touch since he died. Boswell that is. He also says 'have a good party at Easter because its still quite a long time until St Weevils day'. A sentiment I echo.
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Nick O`Teen Posted Apr 20, 2000
I apologise if I came across as being offended. Perhaps I should have put more smilies in that post.
Yes, St. Weevil's Day is still a ways off, but Easter will be here very soon, and The Planning & Organising Weevils are preparing a digestive biscuit hunt. There will also be tiny marzipan easter bunnies (the solid kind, not the cheap-o hollow ones). And plenty of corn syrup. The good stuff.
Poor little Kensington is fraught with anticipation. He can hardly wait. Apparently, he's a bit worried that the other weevils will find most of the goodies before he's found anything, but I've told him that, if necessary, all of the goodies will be combined in the end and shared equally amongst all weevils. After all, it's the hunt itself that's supposed to be the source of fun, not the hoarding of scrumptious digestive biscuits.
Weevils know this anyway - Kensington's just not thinking clearly in his current state of excitement.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 20, 2000
Like a kid at Christmas, eh?
Dr. D
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- 143: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 14, 2000)
- 144: Vestboy (Apr 16, 2000)
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