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Nick O`Teen Posted Dec 15, 1999
But Peta already has that title. Granted, he told me to give him a title, and that's the one I chose. I suppose he won't mind if I give his title to you, but what title should Peta then have?
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Nick O`Teen Posted Dec 15, 1999
I believe I have fallen victim to unconscious assumption again...
...is Peta male or female? Anyone?
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 15, 1999
Peta is most definatley female. But I am sure that she will forgive you. Gw7en how does Chaotic Weevil sound to you?
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Nick O`Teen Posted Dec 15, 1999
Doh! I knew it. I hope you're right that Peta will forgive me.
Blimey, where did I put my Purring Weevils?
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Dec 15, 1999
Chaotic Weevil is purfect! I'll take it! And don't worry, Peta is very forgiving and I'm sure will understand the mistaken gender. 
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Frizzychick Posted Dec 17, 1999
Hi Nick, sorry I haven't been around much. Still totally shattered all the time.
How are the little weevil brethren. All excited about Christmas parties and the Weevillenium of course.
The World of Weevils Virtual International Museum will be open at h2g2 shortly (once I've finished my latest essay and partied myself stupid for the next 3 weeks - I have been off the booze for 2 weeks now - blimey, will I be a mess once I start partying - Answer : Yes, and aren't I looking forward to it.)
Extra corn syrup all round!!
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Nick O`Teen Posted Dec 18, 1999
Sorry to hear you're still not quite up to scratch yet. Perhaps a bit of boozing might help put the spring back in your step.
My blessed weevils are preparing to verily paint my apartment (flat) red. The first of the mar-gin kegs have already arrived, and it's all I can do to keep them from partaking before the time is right.
It's great to hear that you're considering a World of Weevils International Virtual Museum article. The weevils are so excited, some of them are falling off the table from their uncontrollable hopping about. Several have already spilled their corn syrup.
Weevillenium. That's a good one.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 18, 2000
I want to be in the church of the true weevil
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Jan 18, 2000
Look up forum a bit and you will see someone wanting to be in the church... I can vouch for him. Marv
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 18, 2000
I want to join the church of the true weevil
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Nick O`Teen Posted Jan 19, 2000
Well, having thus spake the secret phrase, you are in! Is there a (preferably weevil-related) title you'd like to have in the church?
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Nick O`Teen Posted Jan 20, 2000
I just noticed Marv's post (thanks, Marv). I missed your earlier speakage of the secret phrase. My humblest apologies.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 20, 2000
The weevils would forgive you, so must I
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 26, 2000
Does anyone know what happened to my Iranian Bazooka Weevil? 
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Nick O`Teen Posted Jan 26, 2000
The little fella's probably off in a corner enjoying a bit of delicious corn syrup (or even marzipan gin), perhaps with a scrumptious digestive biscuit. Mmm...
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 27, 2000
I found him! He was hanging out at the Church of the True Brownie! Those Iranian Bazooka weevils like their mazipan-gin with brownies and quite frankly, I can't blame them! 
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