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Frizzychick Posted Feb 10, 2000
It probably wouldn't change the unspeakably useless advice/information/support that is administered *said only slightly cheekily - I'm sure you are fab at your job*
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Feb 10, 2000
Well it would make me less likley to want to give them information that is potentialy destructive. (Ya go ahead and erase that router, you will not need to have anything there)
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 10, 2000
LESS LIKELY! I would think that it would make you MORE likely.
DR. D
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Feb 10, 2000
Nah, when I drink it maes me happy and altruistic. I would be less likely to go out of my way to be mean.
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Nick O`Teen Posted Feb 10, 2000
Drink affects me differently depending on the company I'm with and the place I'm drinking. Then again, I rarely drink, and I can't speak for one or two occasions where I couldn't remember the night before. (but they were many years ago) 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 14, 2000
Drink has no effect on me unless it is used to wash down prescription medications, bad idea. That would affect an Irish Drinking Weevil!.
DR. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Feb 18, 2000
How many Irish Drinking weevils are you aware of that take prescription medication?
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Feb 18, 2000
Isn't Guinness a prescription medication? It is produced in chemical plants and tastes like cough medicine, it is pasteurised to make sure that there are no bugs in it and I do believe that doctors have been known to prescribe it. I have to point this out in my quasi-official capacity as Peripatetic Proselyte of the Lambic Beer Weevil.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 18, 2000
None, for the most part the Drinking Weevil is pretty healthy and has no need for anything but drink.
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Feb 21, 2000
This is very much in contrast to the Parisian Pill Weevil which enjoys a permanent state of ill health that is prevented from interfering with its quality of life by a diet consisting of pharmaceuticals, vitamin supplements and, of course, a little corn syrup. It is well known that just a spoonful of corn syrup helps the medicine go down.
I suspect my in-laws of harbouring a whole colony of Parisian Pill Weevils. No pair of humans could need the vast range of dietary supplements they stack next to the cornflakes.
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Feb 21, 2000
This is in contrast to the Parisian Pill Weevil, which ameliorates a state of perpetual incipient morbidity by living on a diet of pharmaceuticals, vitamin supplements and corn syrup. It is well known that a spoonful of corn syrup helps the medicine go down.
I suspect my in-laws of harbouring a colony of Parisian Pill Weevils - it is the only rational explanation of the contents of their kitchen cupboards.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 21, 2000
Sounds like the Parisian Pill Weevil needs some counseling.
Dr. D
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Feb 22, 2000
No doubt about it. They must be bordering on sanity to live with my in-laws. Poor little weevils require instruction in dementia and counselling in general lunacy.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 22, 2000
The Dharan Dementia Weevil of Saudia Arabia can assist them in both dementia and general lunacy. I'll set up a meet for them.
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Feb 23, 2000
Dashing good bit of weevil-spotting, chaps. As an aside, I think that Guiness is about as far from lambic brewing methods as you can get. Perhaps some of the more obscure micro-breweries, though...
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Vestboy Posted Apr 6, 2000
I want to be in the Church of the True Weevil.
Now where's the crisps?
Do you have weevil and onion?
I've probably already eaten them as the little darlin's like spuds so much.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 10, 2000
Vestboy, we don't eat our weevils! We nurture them and let them do pretty much whatever they want!
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Apr 10, 2000
Good lord, man, didn't you read the church page? We don't eat weevils! My goodness, Kensington is simply horrified! All he wants to do is be friends and possibly look after me when I'm not feeling well.
No, no Kensington, it's alright. He was only kidding around. Here, have a wee drop of marzipan gin to calm your frazzled little weevil nerves...
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Vestboy Posted Apr 10, 2000
*Picks weevils from between teeth and replaces them in the crisp packet.*
Of course I was only joking. Here have a biscuit with some of that gooey stuff on fellas. You'll like it.
I wanna weevil type title! Can I pick my own?
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Nick O`Teen Posted Apr 10, 2000
*Kensington laughs a nervous little weevil laugh*
Certainly, you can choose your own title, but you should know that you're probably not going to endear yourself with the other church members by going on about eating weevils. Some of these peoples' best friends are weevils. Perhaps you should assume a different tack here in the CotTW. However, that's entirely up to you. I'm just letting you that we here at the Church of the True Weevil take our weevils very seriously. Possibly far too seriously, but there you have it.
Welcome to the CotTW, Vestboy.
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- 102: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Feb 10, 2000)
- 103: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 10, 2000)
- 104: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Feb 10, 2000)
- 105: Nick O`Teen (Feb 10, 2000)
- 106: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 14, 2000)
- 107: Nick O`Teen (Feb 18, 2000)
- 108: Percy von Wurzel (Feb 18, 2000)
- 109: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 18, 2000)
- 110: Percy von Wurzel (Feb 21, 2000)
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- 113: Percy von Wurzel (Feb 22, 2000)
- 114: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 22, 2000)
- 115: Nick O`Teen (Feb 23, 2000)
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- 117: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 10, 2000)
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