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Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Mar 28, 2001
That would explain the perpetual hand in pocket stance then
Just keeping the ammunition warm.
;^)#
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 28, 2001
They're a damn site easier to find in an emergency when they're warm - and I can always shoot straighter as well.
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 28, 2001
~blows on hands~
Nothing worse than cold hands...
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Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 28, 2001
It's a good job you haven't got cold knees as well GB or I think the moderators would have cut your last posting
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 28, 2001
hey this isn't Stalin's Russia you know - they passes Livsy haiku about Kylie Minogue's derriere and the tub of cream!!
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 28, 2001
They passed a tub of cream? Why did they eat it in the first place?
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Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 28, 2001
[The BBC would like to point out that other dairy products are available at all good retailers]
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 28, 2001
Shellers that is terrible!!!
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 28, 2001
It's not like me to do a bum joke 
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Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 28, 2001
Is it ok to talk about moderation - in moderation?
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Bruce Posted Mar 28, 2001
Abi's current name (Abi - fed up of talking about moderation and therefore very miserable indeed.) would seem to suggest that she is seeking an exciting new twist to the moderation argument so that she will no longer be fed up with it.
I wonder if that was the impression she meant to make
;^)#
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 28, 2001
No I don't want to talk about it any more! And I should warn you that I am feeling a bit pre-menstrual so do not cross me!!
()
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Bruce Posted Mar 28, 2001
A cunning change of topic, neatly slipped in.
So, dear, would you like to talk about this pre-menstrualness?
;^)#
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Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 28, 2001
Talking of which...
Why does it take three women with PMT to change a light bulb?
BECAUSE IT DOES - OKAY!!!!!
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Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 28, 2001
My wife suffers from that for 28 days each time...
Or should that be I suffer from it?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 28, 2001
Abi
Glad to see your new name hon.
Did anyone else see that CCTV programme the other night?
What that secretary dipped in her bosses coffee was...
something I never thought anyone would be capable of doing.
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Abi Posted Mar 28, 2001
what did she dip? What did she dip?
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Peta Posted Mar 28, 2001
Don't get any ideas Abi...
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