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Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Apr 3, 2001
I think it must be that other "M" word - marriage - that Abi can't say.
;^)#
who thought it was men who were supposed to be allergic to commitment
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Apr 5, 2001
No. I'm allergic to air conditioning.
38-J
JOTD: Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?!?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
You can call me TC Posted Apr 5, 2001
My 'air's not in very good condition either today.
And listen you lot - I'm not going to swallow that one on mass debates.
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Apr 5, 2001
Surely we should all pull together on this?
;^)#
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Apr 5, 2001
Blow me! Don't tell me we're back on topic now!
Come on TC - spit it out! What are you trying to say?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shirps Posted Apr 5, 2001
TC's in a bad way - nearly drowned.
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Apr 5, 2001
Really? Does she need mouth to mouth?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Gravity Welles Posted Apr 6, 2001
No, young man you need mouth to soap!
My lord, I came back to see if my last post had lowered the level - well, I had no idea.
Fear not, I am not about to stick my little arrow into Linda Yikes' cakehole. 
You carry on with your mass debate. 
GW
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Apr 6, 2001
I feel like I'm being jerked from pillar to post.
;^)#
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
You can call me TC Posted Apr 6, 2001
It's certainly hard trying to keep abreast of you!
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Apr 6, 2001
A determined pull - that's the secret
;^)#
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Apr 6, 2001
Oops, that should have been a determined push - up
;^)#
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
You can call me TC Posted Apr 6, 2001
... getting back into the swing of things.
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Apr 6, 2001
I nearly missed a bit in the backlog there! You mean Abi's single? Really???
*Wets his hands, slicks down his hair and checks that his socks have been changed in the last week as he stands under Abi's window at Bush House*
WHEN I'm CALLING YOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOOOO
Abi, Abi let down your hair (or any other bit of anatomy you don't mine me dangling from)
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Apr 6, 2001
& they say romance is dead
Dangling, indeed
It's nearly as good as "Your eyes are like moonlight on limpid pools of baby poo"
;^)#
don't it make your brown eye blue
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shirps Posted Apr 6, 2001
Shellers, you change only your socks once a week? Uggggh ;-(
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Apr 6, 2001
Ok - for Abi twice a week
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shirps Posted Apr 6, 2001
No, no, no - you misunderstood me! Is that the only article of clothing you change?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Apr 6, 2001
Hi Shirps - well it was april the first the other day so i knew i'd changed most other stuff then
btw are you on ICQ?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shirps Posted Apr 7, 2001
Doh! ICQ .....?
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