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Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 13, 2001
Poor Bossel 
Hope you get over it soon
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 14, 2001
Oh yes, it's hard and stiff again 
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 16, 2001
Pleased to hear that
Flabby, not a good word that.
Not good for anything at all.
No no
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Bruce Posted Dec 22, 2001
There's just nothing worse than it going all flabby when you're in the middle of a connection ~ or so I've heard.
;^)#
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 23, 2001
Glad to hear you're not talking from personal experience there Bruce.
Happy what-ever you're celebrating everyone!
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 23, 2001
nice!
Do you know the story about why there's an angel on top of the Xmas tree?
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Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 23, 2001
There's a on top of mine
But I'd be delighted to hear your story....
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 23, 2001
OK then...
There had been no snow during the entire month of December. The elves in the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and now there was the possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them.
Daily life at the North Pole was not pleasant, and Santa Claus was in a pretty foul mood. Mrs. Claus was suffering from arthritis and was very mad over the fact that her red velvet cake had fallen in the oven. Santa had tried to round up some extra helpers, but with no snow, they weren't able to make it by sleigh to the workshop.
Rudolph had a bad cold, and his nose wouldn't light up. Comet and Prancer were fighting over Vixen, who had just come into heat. Blitzen's right foreleg was still in a cast, and the vet said that they would have to wait until 24 December to decide if Blitzen would be able to pull the sleigh.
The electricity went off, and all the power tools came to a stop. There was nothing going right in Santa's workshops. The helpers were about three weeks behind in their work, and it didn't look that all the toys would be ready by Christmas Eve. Santa's foul mood was exacerbated by a bad case of hemorrhoids, and he wasn't too happy about the possibility of having to ride so far on Christmas Eve.
Seeing the terrible state of affairs at the North Pole chez Santa, the
angels took up an offering to buy a gift for the unhappy workers and the Clauses - something that would brighten their Christmas. They chose a Christmas tree, and they sent it down by an angel.
The angel burst into the workshop room and asked,
"hey, where do you want me to put this tree?"
Well, the rest is history
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 24, 2001
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Nov 20, 2011
So, here we are, with 10 years of moderation under our belts.
Older, wiser, & knowing smut will come back to haunt us.
;^)#
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You can call me TC Posted Nov 20, 2011
You deserve an Oscar for putting life back into this old one - I've been fumbling for it for years.
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Bruce Posted Nov 21, 2011
With the kiss of life we can get it back up
;^)#
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Bruce Posted Nov 21, 2011
Ooopsie.
Back up on the frontpage, where it belongs
;^)#
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 23, 2014
Glad to see you've got it up again.... 
and.... how come its taken me .... over a decade to find this conversation thread? 
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