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Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shirps Posted Mar 21, 2001
Hiya Ace
It's my first time for most things - but I keep on trying lots of new things 
Primly:
My "friend" Linda is my sister-in-law - behave!
Other delinquents:
Yep, I agree we've got to keep this Ace under tight control - I reckon it's this award he's been given. What "exactly" was the award for?? 
British Summer time begins next Sunday - well, whatdyaknow!
Shirps
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 21, 2001
I'm sure Shellers would agree with you there, TC.
Wanna get your tongues round that one, girls?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 21, 2001
My award was for being a fine upstanding member of this online community, without resorting to being rude and breaking the T&C. The test of which is whether I can keep Abi amused without taking my clothes off
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Þing - KCP' - Thingite #15 Posted Mar 21, 2001
Three messages, each with an IP' (Incorrectly Placed Apostrophe)...
Do you need me to show you where it's supposed to go in?
:-Þ
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Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 21, 2001
I always take precautions before inserting my apostrophes.
I've just noticed the text at the bottom of my screen saying that the BBC can use my contributions if they like - so it's true that the Krankies have run out of material then!
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Wumbeevil Posted Mar 21, 2001
Aaaaargh, noooooo!
Please get these thoughts of nude Krankies out of my head.
Ann Widdecombe, Ann Widdecombe, Ann Widdecombe
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 21, 2001
~blergh!~
That's even worse!
~thinks~
Shane Filan, Patrick Swayze, the guy from Britney Spear's current video...
~drools~
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 21, 2001
Talking of nudes...
I saw the police chase a streaker down the High Street the other day - they ran past the baker's and the butcher's before catching him by the cobblers
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shirps Posted Mar 21, 2001
You mean by Ferrari's workshop?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shirps Posted Mar 21, 2001
PS: Great gag :-0
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Wumbeevil Posted Mar 21, 2001
Ferrari's workshop? Isn't that the place where they've been fiddling around with sixth gear? I hear they're newest car is also going to have brown wings and mud flaps.
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Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 22, 2001
Well that obviously killed this conversation and has left even me stuck for a joke 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 22, 2001
Brown wings and mud flaps?
I've seen a bird like that, on my son's nintendo game.
Banjo-Kazooee?
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Bruce Posted Mar 22, 2001
Ferrari - the Italian stallion, long, red - a definite boys' toy & it makes all the girls go Oooooh.
& you can't get a joke out of that?
;^)#
A fallacy extension?
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Shirps Posted Mar 22, 2001
Oh dear, yawn!
Cobblers - Schumaker, ie: shoemaker
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shirps Posted Mar 22, 2001
Give me a Jaguar - British, sleek, smooth & full of surprises - makes all the boys go aaaaaah
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 23, 2001
Or there's Shellers - sleek, smooth and makes all the girls go aaaah
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 23, 2001
*raises eyebrow quizzically*
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Bruce Posted Mar 23, 2001
I think that was an ad for a depilatory
;^)#
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 23, 2001
Was that your own eyebrow Abi or did you do something to raise someone elses?
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