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Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
Yes I'm not sure what you call it, but posting so late is the opposite of a premature interjection 
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 16, 2001
still on top form I see 
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
Thank you Abi - I try to keep my end up 
I've just hung my award on my home page - as I'm quite proud of it.
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 16, 2001
BTW the award name has changed it is now the
"Sid James Memorial Unoffical h2g2 award for the most creative use of innuendo in a thread by a researcher without breaking the terms and conditions"
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
Blimey - that's a bit of a mouthful Abi. Mind you, I like a long sentence - ask Mina
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
Blimey - that's a bit of a mouthful Abi. Mind you, I like a long sentence - ask Mina
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 16, 2001
Is that a double entendre?
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
Actually, I think that was more of a treble!
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
NexusSeven Posted Mar 16, 2001
Well, I just can't keep up with Ivor Bigg*n's peerless innuendo.
The competition's just too stiff.
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
Oh I see what you mean now. I don't normally post things twice - I seem to have pairs on the brain today
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
I've heard that Abi was originally going to present me with a small bust yesterday but had second thoughts
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 16, 2001
Nexus - bribe me with enough beer and I might let you win next week
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
NexusSeven Posted Mar 16, 2001
So, I give you one and I get a prize? Cool!
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Abi Posted Mar 16, 2001
I think that was always the case wasn't it.....?
*wanders off perplexed*
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
So what's Abi's favourite? I'll bet she likes a XXXX
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Wumbeevil Posted Mar 16, 2001
Nah, root beer or a pint of Old Sweatykipper.
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 16, 2001
Mind you, I reckon she'd enjoy my Old Peculier
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Wumbeevil Posted Mar 17, 2001
Not if she sees my Red Stripe first.
I'd also have given her a Bishop's Finger in my young days and made her Buckfast. Now I'm older Budweiser. 
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee) Posted Mar 17, 2001
I'll bet I could refresh the parts other beers couldn't reach
Yikes! Naaah, I think it should be called the Linda button!
Wumbeevil Posted Mar 17, 2001
Well, if you can to that, you can certainly make Buckfast Abbey in time for a box lunch. You could even pop into Alton Towers on the way down and ride the great white knuckler. 
*pours himself a cherry brandy*
Snifter before you head down?
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