h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I’m having trouble with an English language problem. I’ve looked at it a few times and couldn’t figure out what the writer was trying to convey.

Could you perhaps explain it to me? It’s probably a word that I’ve never heard of before, so maybe you would be able to enlighten me…

“f you want to contact me some other way than on-site, I'm e-mailable (well, who isn't?)”

It’s the beginning of the sentence that I’m having trouble with.

I'm not only grr-ing at missing the typo but at suddenly remembering one reason I did away with all the links in the first place - because I kept missing messages left for me all the way down here and leaving them lying around all day unanswered.

Any bright ideas about the page? It's still looking a bit dull

And where've you been, anyway?

Wondered what was taking you so long to reply.

Didn't the "Hoovers and clicks" experiment work? I thought you were subscribed to the conversations in your message area thingie.

It looks fine. Didn't you used to have something about yourself on your old, old one? Mind, I'm one to talk.

I've been conducting an experiment.

How be you?

I'm all right, actually Yes, not too bad.

New DVD - amazing how little it takes to cheer me up I didn't actually see all that much of the first series, it was the second that got me hooked.

I think I'm still subscribed ...

Yep. Just when it's busy, it's been and gone off the convo list if I turn away for a bit.

Experiment? Headache experiment? Please don't let that involve the running into walls type thing I hope it doesn't

I've got a small collection to get through this weekend.

The Day Today and Brass Eye. Then a film and then Lost.

I saw the first series, but missed most of the second.



Ah, zee experiment, Meester Trin. Zis did not involve replacing mine elbows with mine head in zee hitting zee wall game. It was mostly involving me not using zee computer as mooch.

So, not using the comupter, sorry, zee computer as, er, moooch, gave you some sort of headache?

Good!

Brass Eye! Might watch that again myself. And The Day Today.

Have you not seen every episode of Lost at least twelvety-three times by now?

What's a "comupter"? Tch! English lecturers nowadays...

Neither. Dunno what's causing them. Maybe it's sandwiches. That's my next experiment.

I'm only half way through the second series!











Sandwich withdrawal!

Just been doing my hooty homework. On my comupter.

You really getting headaches then? Are you drinking enough?

Put that bottle down, that is *not* what I meant

Could be sandwiches. They're a cure for most things.

Swot.

I lost my old mobile phone and am starting to think that maybe it's lodged in the back of my head.

Yeah, January even saw me begin The Footbacon Water Challenge 2006 in a bid to get healthy.

But it makes things more interesting...Spoilsport!

Where are all the Grunty Pigs?

The Grunty Pigs are wherever I tell them to be, for I am their Rabbit King.

Jangley said so:

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How do you get a phone lodged in the back of your head? Unless ... it fell into your nonchin!

*Gasps*

Bu...! Bu...! But that there rabbit is holding a Flant Splatter!

Exactly, oh...the plight of the chinless.

Ah, no, see, look at the holes. What the flants and I like to do is that they all stand in formation and I whack them with the splatter and the audience all go 'No! Not the Flants!' ...

... and then the dust clears and the flants are all right and happy because they were standing where the holes went and everyone is most amused.

*phew*

Yes Who knew hootoo was so full of heartless Smash-hoarders?

Is this in Flant World? Must visit there in the Summer.

Well, the tickets should have arrived by now ...

Unless ... somebody forgot to ... post ...

Oooh, are you posting them in Mrs B? While you're with her tell her to get back here.

I think she's back now - rudely awakened by a large batch of postcards

If he's taken most of his links off of his links page, maybe he's replaced them with a singing army of Flants.





*Click*

*Waits*

A Flarmy!

Flants just gotta sing!

*click*

I can't see them

You can't?

Oh, sorry,they're not on your links page. They've moved from my DVD drive to the screen. Spot of screenbathing.