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Sir! Sir!
Baconlefeets Posted Feb 10, 2006
They've had enough and gone to bed. There isn't much of an audience for them here.
They need to be in the West End really. It would suit them so much better.
Speaking of bed...
Well, in a minute. Maybe three.
Sir! Sir!
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 10, 2006
Yes - me too
Flants! The Musical
(Not by Ben Elton, though. It would have to be someone who understood flants).
Sir! Sir!
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 10, 2006
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4700190.stm
Now, *that's* what you get for 'losing' people's Flant World tickets
Sir! Sir!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 10, 2006
Ahem! That's what comes as someone mistaking someone as a chuffin' postbox!*spits out final reminder from DVDsRus.com*
Sir! Sir!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 10, 2006
That's nothing, I have a sackful of mail each for both of you.
*rummage* 238 pre approved credit card applications *rummage* 118 'This is your one and only final no really we mean it this time chances to enter the Readers Digest prize draw' *rummage* 45 Valentine cards
Sir! Sir!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 10, 2006
*reads aloud*
'Rose are Red, violets are blue
My dearest Trin, it's always been you
The love you have for badgers, wasps and Flants,
The way you wear those cute frilly pink pants'
Love always
'Oh my darling Footbacon,
If only you knew,
that night your picture was taken,
you were drunk and had rolled in pooh,
Send £300 immediately for the return of the photo or the Flants get it,
Oh...don't think that was a valentine.
Sir! Sir!
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 10, 2006
'Mumblemutter'? Can you speak up there a bit Mrs B?
I have a secret admirer ... and it might be Mumblemutter!
Sir! Sir!
Baconlefeets Posted Feb 10, 2006
No! Not the Flants!
*Writes cheque*
Kidnapper - 20/02/93
Three hundred pounds only.
Signed
Miss Footbacon.
*Jams cheque into post box*
Sir! Sir!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 10, 2006
No, that was actually the name, Mumble Mutter.
Oh hang on, there's a return address on the envelope
'If undelivered, please return to:-
Happycampers Psychiatric experimental centre,
123 Dunadenuff Avenue
Blurtyville upon Freckle
GR8
Sir! Sir!
Trin Tragula Posted Feb 10, 2006
So why have you got 'E II R' on your front?
Why has somebody painted you bright red?
Why is there a dial just under your chin reading 'Last Collection 5.30'?
Look, the evidence mounts up and there comes a point where you've got to give in and accept it. You're a post box.
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