This is the Message Centre for Trin Tragula

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Post 21

Trin Tragula

Are they still singing? smiley - wow


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Post 22

Trin Tragula

(I'll never understand why their single flopped so badly smiley - erm)


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Post 23

Baconlefeets

They've had enough and gone to bed. There isn't much of an audience for them here.

They need to be in the West End really. It would suit them so much better.

smiley - yawn

Speaking of bed...

Well, in a minute. Maybe three.


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Post 24

Trin Tragula

Yes - me too smiley - yawn

Flants! The Musical

(Not by Ben Elton, though. It would have to be someone who understood flants).


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Post 25

Trin Tragula

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4700190.stm

Now, *that's* what you get for 'losing' people's Flant World tickets smiley - cross


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Post 26

Mrs Bojangles


smiley - cross

Ahem! That's what comes as someone mistaking someone as a chuffin' postbox!*spits out final reminder from DVDsRus.com*


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Post 27

Baconlefeets

smiley - cross The smiley - bleeps.


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Post 28

Trin Tragula

That's disgraceful! smiley - cross

A final reminder? I've only had it a week ...


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Post 29

Mrs Bojangles


That's nothing, I have a sackful of mail each for both of you.

*rummage* 238 pre approved credit card applications *rummage* 118 'This is your one and only final no really we mean it this time chances to enter the Readers Digest prize draw' *rummage* smiley - wow 45 Valentine cardssmiley - thiefsmiley - run


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Post 30

Baconlefeets

Oi! Get back 'ere with my cards! smiley - run


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Post 31

Trin Tragula

Yes! Come back here with Footie's cards!

Hang on ...


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Post 32

Baconlefeets

I thought she had the same amount of cards in each bag. smiley - erm

Yeah, bring back our cards!


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Post 33

Mrs Bojangles


smiley - bigeyes *reads aloud*

'Rose are Red, violets are blue
My dearest Trin, it's always been you
The love you have for badgers, wasps and Flants,
The way you wear those cute frilly pink pants'

Love always

'Oh my darling Footbacon,
If only you knew,
that night your picture was taken,
you were drunk and had rolled in pooh,

Send £300 immediately for the return of the photo or the Flants get it,

Oh...don't think that was a valentine.


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Post 34

Trin Tragula

Oh! Yes! Right! Of course I'll be getting valentines, yes, I know that smiley - biggrin

Thanks Mum! smiley - brave


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Post 35

Trin Tragula

'Mumblemutter'? Can you speak up there a bit Mrs B?

I have a secret admirer ... and it might be Mumblemutter!


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Post 36

Baconlefeets

smiley - yikes No! Not the Flants!

*Writes cheque*

Kidnapper - 20/02/93
Three hundred pounds only.

Signed
Miss Footbacon.

*Jams cheque into post box*


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Post 37

Mrs Bojangles


No, that was actually the name, Mumble Mutter.

Oh hang on, there's a return address on the envelope

'If undelivered, please return to:-
Happycampers Psychiatric experimental centre,
123 Dunadenuff Avenue
Blurtyville upon Freckle
GR8


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Post 38

Trin Tragula

I knew it was Mumble Mutter! smiley - wow

She hasn't fogotten ... smiley - blush


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Post 39

Mrs Bojangles


smiley - cross Howb bany tibes! I'b dot a fuggin pobt dox!


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Post 40

Trin Tragula

So why have you got 'E II R' on your front?

Why has somebody painted you bright red?

Why is there a dial just under your chin reading 'Last Collection 5.30'?

Look, the evidence mounts up and there comes a point where you've got to give in and accept it. You're a post box.


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