h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Meh! Just wondered. Obviously being a veggie, *I* wouldn't dream of spitroasting or frying or otherwise the darling little piggies...what you having for breakfast tomorrow by the by?

Nut cutlets and a glass of liquidized turnip - naturally.

*Hides half-eaten bacon sandwich under the sofa*

It was a few years ago...I'd actually asked to read it, being a big fan of horror stories and the like...chuffin' Catholic upbringing came back to bite me on the arse!

Damn Canon and his hellfire and brimstone lectures!

I do go through spates of getting spooked in the night though, many a time I've snuck up on the hall cupboard with a tennis racquet, flung the door open and nearly killed my coat.

Urgh! Nut cutlets are disgustable! Never, ever serve up nutcutlets to a veggie, or anyone you like, it's like eating corregated cardboard with sesame seeds.

I sooooo miss bacon

Shurrup! You know what I mean

Right, time for bed I think

(Maybe just one more chapter of 'Ravenous Undead in the Wardrobe' before lights out )

night!

*remains sitting clutching tennis racquet*

*Cough* *Cough*

*Splutter*

*Wakes up*

What are you like!

I've been lurking on Friends reunited, got a message from someone who I have abolutley no recollection of

Knew you'd still be up.

*Eyes water* *Cough* *Splutter*

Must...get...drink...before...choking...

I've not been on there in ages, must go and see if anyone else I didn't like has joined.

Old school pictures time?

I know...I'm soooo predictable.

I don't have any school pictures. Infact, I've only got about 4 photos of anything or anyone before 1985, lost loads (amongst other things) when moving down here. Seems she was at my junior school too.

Only one of my 'gang' of friends is on there, sent a couple of emails to and fro last year, then it kinda fizzled out. Also contacted my first...Bastud sent 2 emails then never heard from him again. Dumped twice in one lifetime

I'm waiting for my arch nemesis to join up

Who? God?



Is there no pictures of your year on the website, I've only just noticed that. Had to join up again, can't remember my password.

Look at your poster. Boys smell!

Fnur.

Nah, Catherine *punch boot kick slap*
Stuck my head down the loo she did!

Nah, no pics of our year, infact, of all the years, looks like ours has the least people subscribed. Friendly bunch.

Stupid school. Stupid town. Stupid boys.

The nasty bugger! Come on, let's go find her.

Googlemaps!



Thankfully, there's no pictures of my year for either of my schools. Phew! Didn't really want to see that fringe that began at the back of my head again.

They're all a proper bunch o bitches!

It was really weird catching up with my old mate last year. I hadn't seen or heard from any of the people I went to school with for over 20 years, seems that about 5-6 from our year had died (big mortality check), it was strange hearing her talk about people I'd totally forgotten about. She also reminded me of stupid stuff I did...I've forgotten loads about a whole period of time, probably best.

I dread to think what photos people have of me from then...lets see, there was my Ska phase,(everything 2 tone) New Romantic phase (oh the phil Oakey hairdo and frilly shirts), My Just plain strange phase (Oh the pillar box red spikey hairdo), my Goth phase (Oh the black and electric blue spikey hair do), my psychobilly phase (Oh the quiff)

Stupid stuff? I'm listening.

I saw an evil person who I hadn't seen in five years, just before Chrimble. She had a baby, she can't have a baby, she *is* the devil!

"pillar box red" See? You've been a a post box for the majority of your life!

Bah! I knew the post box reference wouldn't slip by you. I'd actually dyed it 2 weeks before I was due to be bridesmaid at my brothers wedding, he nearly had a convulsive fit when he saw me said I couldn't be bridesmaid with *that* hair. Spent 2 weeks washing it out several times a day...ended up a dull orangey colour. Went lovely with the blue satin dresses and stoopid skull cap.

Stupid stuff was mainly of the 'you had to be there at the time' sort (i.e. not very funny) and me being obnoxious to teachers I absolutely detested the whole time I spent at that school *twitch*

Evil people should certainly not be allowed to breed!

Think I might have to think about thinking of going to bed soon.

Sort of nowish really...Morning. Again.