This is the Message Centre for Arisztid Lugosi
*Sigh*
Vestboy Posted Jan 26, 2007
The world... and a few other places! Didn't you realise that Uranus was actually a horsey message of warning. It was actually meant to be "You rein us!"
I think we need to be carefuler round horses from now on.
*Sigh*
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jan 26, 2007
There, there, don't worry. I'll make sure my master doesn't hurt you.
Er, I mean, um.....
Horses aren't trying to take over the world! Don't be silly....
*Sigh*
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jan 27, 2007
Wait! Just stop and think about it for a minute!
When horses rule the world, America won't have all the power and won't boss around everybody else. In fact, there won't even be an anybody else, because (unlike many /other/ social animals, who shall remain nameless) horses don't make war on each other. So there'll be world peace! And with world peace comes understanding and tolerance by default, so no more stupid religious zealots or politicians discriminating against us. And because there's world peace there's also a global economy, help for 3rd World countries, cures for cancers......
*Sigh*
Vestboy Posted Jan 27, 2007
No! The horses will make everyone poo in the streets if they are in charge.
*shivers*
*Sigh*
Arisztid Lugosi Posted Jan 28, 2007
Oh no thats aweful!!!
Or perhaps if they're in charge they make the humans slaves and we'll have to clean up the horse poo continually.But it wont just be in the streets! If horses rule the world they'll have access to all the buildings as well!
*Sigh*
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jan 29, 2007
People already clean it up; what do you have to lose?
*Sigh*
Arisztid Lugosi Posted Jan 31, 2007
You're right!
That was probably just a test! Maybe now they're ready to try taking over for real!!!
*Sigh*
Vestboy Posted Jan 31, 2007
Do you think it's a serious attempt or are they just horsing around?
*Sigh*
Arisztid Lugosi Posted Feb 1, 2007
Or is the term "horsing around" just very clever propaganda on their part so we don't take them seriously!?
*Sigh*
Vestboy Posted Feb 2, 2007
The double bluff, eh? Clever beasts.
I expect if they ruled the world we'd all have to get used to nose bags and nails through our nails to hold our shoes on.
Key: Complain about this post
*Sigh*
- 81: Vestboy (Jan 26, 2007)
- 82: Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" (Jan 26, 2007)
- 83: Arisztid Lugosi (Jan 27, 2007)
- 84: Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" (Jan 27, 2007)
- 85: Vestboy (Jan 27, 2007)
- 86: NPY (Jan 27, 2007)
- 87: Vestboy (Jan 27, 2007)
- 88: Arisztid Lugosi (Jan 28, 2007)
- 89: Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" (Jan 29, 2007)
- 90: Vestboy (Jan 29, 2007)
- 91: NPY (Jan 29, 2007)
- 92: Vestboy (Jan 29, 2007)
- 93: NPY (Jan 29, 2007)
- 94: Arisztid Lugosi (Jan 31, 2007)
- 95: Vestboy (Jan 31, 2007)
- 96: NPY (Jan 31, 2007)
- 97: Arisztid Lugosi (Feb 1, 2007)
- 98: Vestboy (Feb 2, 2007)
- 99: NPY (Feb 5, 2007)
- 100: Vestboy (Feb 6, 2007)
More Conversations for Arisztid Lugosi
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."