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Post 61

Vestboy

I think I do. My virtual heart has virtually stopped.
*Puckers, lies back and thinks of England*


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Post 62

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

*The American virtually kisses him full on the lips.*
Did that help? smiley - evilgrin

smiley - boing


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Post 63

Vestboy

*exchanges virtual bodily gases*
Have you been eating garlic?


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Post 64

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Pizza.

smiley - boing


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Post 65

Vestboy

With anchovies?


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Post 66

Arisztid Lugosi

Ewww anchoviessmiley - ill If I was you that would probably have finished me off!!
I hope you're alright. I feel virtually responsible, I should have stacked the virtual smiley - choc more carefully!

*brings him a virtual pillow to help make him more comfortable*


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Post 67

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

*Takes a Breath Mint.*

smiley - boing


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Post 68

Vestboy

*Takes a breath.*


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Post 69

Arisztid Lugosi

Can I have a breath mint? They're always so tastysmiley - smiley


Its not true that they're made from dehoofed horses is it?


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Post 70

Vestboy

No they leave the hoofs on.


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Post 71

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

"Certaintly."

*Passes Met a virtual breath mint.*

smiley - boing


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Post 72

Arisztid Lugosi

*looks at the breath mint*

*thinks about what Vestie said*

*Wonders if its true*

Actually I've changed my mind... I'm not in the mood for one after all. Thank you anyway though...smiley - erm


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Post 73

Ivan the Terribly Average

You could keep it until next time your throat feels a little hoarse...

smiley - run


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Post 74

Arisztid Lugosi

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Oh no!

Poor horses... Do we still make glue out of them?smiley - ill


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Post 75

Vestboy

I have an acquaintance who has a pony that is over 32 years old. I thought that was ancient for a horse but I hear that some go on to 45!

The bones & stuff go to make glue don't they?


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Post 76

NPY

I heard it was the hooves. The poor horses wouldn't need to be wanting to go for a walk afterwards then.


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Post 77

Arisztid Lugosi

When I was a little girl a short walk from my house was a park with a playground and beside the park was was a yard that had a horse in it. I used to feed the horse bits of grass and take him apples and carrotts when I went to the park (which was quite often). His name was Rockey and I loved him very much. One day he wasn't there anymore and my Mum told me he had gone to Hawaii to retire and enjoy the beaches and such. I was very happy for him. Not until a few years ago did I realize that he obviously didn't go to Hawaii. Still seeing Rockey with my little girl eyes I wanted to cry. Come to think of it I still do. Poor Rockey! I'd like to think he was burried somewhere nice and peaceful, and not taken to the glue factory.

Interestingly enough he's the only horse I've ever liked. Theres something about horses that scares me now...


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Post 78

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Well they are very big....

smiley - boing


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Post 79

Vestboy

And they carry weapons! Some horses mug people and some are drug pushers... so I've heard.


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Post 80

Arisztid Lugosi

smiley - yikes
My goodness! So there is a good reason for me to be scared of horses!! I bet the conceal their weapons in their saddles as the pretend to be subservient to people. They're just waiting to take over the world aren't they!?


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