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Post 41

Arisztid Lugosi

I'm sure there isn't... Or at least thats what I would like to believe. I could eat so much more chocolate then!


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Post 42

Vestboy

I've eaten so much of the real stuff over the holiday! *Looks at scales and decides to give it a couple more days before subjecting them to the trauma*


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Post 43

NPY

virtually none


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Post 44

Vestboy

That was an answer to the cholesterol question wasn't it. I thought as much. Pass the big bar of smiley - choc then. I've got some diversionary, virtual eating to do!


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Post 45

NPY

It's great smiley - choc you can eat as much as you like and you won't puton weight or need fillimgs in your teeth.


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Post 46

Vestboy

But I don't mind fillings in my virtual teeth!


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Post 47

NPY

Well they'd be virtual fillings so you're ok.


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Post 48

Vestboy

And virtual pain.
I'd have it done without any virtual anaesthetic.
I'm much braver, virtually.


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Post 49

NPY

though luckily since there's virtually no sugar etc in our virtual smiley - choc then there's virtually no chance of getting your virtual fillings in your virtual teeth.


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Post 50

Vestboy

Oh, but there's loads of virtual sugar in the virtual chocolate I eat so my virtual teeth are riddled with virtual caries. Where will I find a virtual dentist at this time of day?


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Post 51

Arisztid Lugosi

Life seems to be so much better virtually! I think I'd almost like to give up RL all together just so I can eat more chocolate and possibly never have to visit the evil dentist of death again.

Dentists are so scary!
*grabs a virtual bar of chocolate and goes and cowers in a virtual corner*

mmmmm virtual chocolatesmiley - choc


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Post 52

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

*Seeking company, X sits in the corner with Met.*

smiley - boing


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Post 53

Vestboy

Hi Mr X - have a piece! smiley - choc
How are you? Virtually speaking.


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Post 54

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

*Accepts *

Why thank you. smiley - smiley
Virtually speaking I'm quite chipper. How 'bout you?

smiley - boing


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Post 55

Vestboy

*hiccup* I'm a bit stuffed with virtual smiley - choc.
I think I need a virtual smiley - oj to wash it down!


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Post 56

NPY

Think all this virtuial calories/sugar talk's giving me a virtual headache. Is there any more virtual smiley - choc left?


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Post 57

Vestboy

Virtually none!


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Post 58

Arisztid Lugosi

smiley - laugh
*looks around*
I think you may find a little more virtual smiley - choc in that virtual cupboard over there...
smiley - smiley


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Post 59

Vestboy

*Opens cupboard. Virtually 10 tonnes of smiley - choc falls on to Vestie*
That virtually killed me!
*Wipes smiley - choc on vest and stands up*
Here have some smiley - choc.


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Post 60

NPY

Do you need virtual CPR??

*munches virtual smiley - choc* thanks!


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