h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Rimmers hand begins to sublime, due to the intense heat*

Hmm, yes, please do

oooh your right Rimmer it does feel wonderful

< OED Definition, sublimation: the turning of a solid directly into a gas, bypassing the liquid phase >

hmm.... dont' you just hate it when you don't have a hand any more...

Not really.

*digs through a box labeled "Replacement hands - Right"*

Aaah, fits like a glove, ironically.

a glove over what, exactly?

*ball becomes more intense, almost sun-like*

he replaced his hand,
the new hand fits like a glove....
ah us jedi and our interchangable body bits...

< just asking because I bought a glove in RL that was mishapen and fit like a glove on a foot >

I would like to announce the planet of kessel has been added to the list

YAY... Kessel... Congradulations on the promothion anthea, sorry i missed the party. have these as a gift

I don't know why you're that happy about Kessel. Its a bleak and disturbing mining planet. Unfortunately we're there right now trying to do a deal with some slave-drivers who I don't like the look of.

Who exactly are they Tijerius?

planets aren't made all that often
infact i think kessel is the first one I've done....

From my reckoning there's been an average of 8 planets made every year since the beginning of the Academy. Which is approximately one every 6 weeks.

nah hpb just went through a spate of making a load once i think... most of the planets have been there since close to the begining

OK then, I didn't bother checking the dates, too much like hard work.

*Stumbles in on a host of activity*

Yeh it double in size since its conception if I remembers correctly

*looks around at alleged host of activity and frowns, now back in his usual form*

Something like Moore's law then, just with h2g2 Star Wars planets?

he means activity in comparison to before you two joined and made some sort of vow to drive me insane.... well more so than previously