h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*throws Timmy at Aries*

Mmmm, I am impressed with your throwing arm, young padawan. And with your aim!

Why thank you master

*catches Timmy*

Now now, be nice.

*Throws the wet, ragdoll like form of Timmy at Rimmer*

*becomes unconscious again.*

Dammit Aries, I've asked you not to do that!

*Causes the now dishevelled form of Timmy to disappear, then revives Rimmer*

Ahh, that's better.

*turns to Aries, upset*

Aries, we're supposed to torment the padawans, not each other!

*Droops head shamefully*

I know, but sometimes its no fun.

um... no offence ment, but can we keep the nagging and annoyances down? what if someone applies here, it'll take ages for them to be found and approved

Just a question, but with only the five members being active, and none of us being higher than a knight, does that mean we're all stuck at the level we're at?? It's just unfair that the most active members are of low rank

no as a gm i can promote you to knight
I could probably promote myself but thats a little vane...

Anthea, you're a Master, you're puppet, you're everyone. You're GM. You need to be a Master - you are!

You're in charge now (unless you want joint GMship - we can chat plots on msn)

*hides behind a wall*

I meant in character
and i know that i should be a master
but i get all embarrassed and er....
flee from responsibility

You must be selfless and do as the plot wills it young one. Self appreciation matters not, only the interesting...ness of the plot

well if you say so kitty,
mmmm perhaps we should plot something up together....

Hey, I'm a master, I'll promote you, then you have no choice but to be one... unless you use your GM-position to your own (dis)advantage... But you'd never do that, surely?

very well I shall accept your offer of a promotion and thus bypass the guilt of self promotion!

huzzah

I hereby proclaim thee Jedi Master with the support of the entire jedi council. You now make up 50% of the Jedi Council... Thank god, I was getting tired of voting down my own motions.

well now that's been settled...

Congratulations

*offers *