h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah look the padwan bring refreshments!
what a special day this is

You may also have , and eat it if you wish.

Now now, you know there is a tradition you have to follow before you are an official Jedi Master? I am of course talking about the six hundred yard Padawan toss.

*disappears*

well we seem to have an abundance of padwan here with us today

would you like to show me how its done Mr Rimmer?

Of course, simply grab the padawan like so;

*force-grabs Aries*

Take carefull aim, you'll lose points if the Padawan breaks on impact aaaaannnd.... TOSS!

*Aries disappears beyond the horizon*

very well done Mr Rimmer!!

< first I don't see how, I disappeared as of two posts ago, second I though we weren't being nasty to eachother? >

this conversation is all out of character continuity dosnt apply

Yup, which is why we are calling each other by our h2g2-names, not our Jedi-names... and also cause they confuse me as to who is who.

Besides, me be Jedi Master, you be Padawan. You disappear I find you

I see

*Reappears behind *r*immer soaking wet*

Have you seen the amazing, orbital throw?

*grab *r*immer and throws him straight upwards*

*stops mid-air and punches Aries*

Stop that Paddy.

Very well,

*eyes turn black, and then carry on getter darker*

You asked for it

naughty padwan
any more of that and you shall get a smacked hand....

*holds out hand*

Go on then, try me

very well then i shall....

in a moment

*turns into a ball of pure energy*

now thats just silly....

< why? means you can't touch me >

*touches ball of energy, feel energized.*

Wow that was great! Hey come on everybody, touch the ball of energy!