h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"a family thread" TG?

And exactly how many different men have you got on the go in your personal space?

Hahahahahaha

Hurrah!

A little celebration in honour of the 103rd post of this thread.

A big celebration to mark my 138* in the 1979 World Cup Final at Lords.

Thanks for saving the 100th for me IVAR. Sorry I was late!

Never mind - all round!

So first we have the sports club, then the breast appreciation society and now it is an illegal drinking den..disgusting, I say, disgusting

Hmmmmmmmm: let me think. Sport, breasts and booze: what's missing? Er......nothing. Hurrah!

This is is a broad church and everyone is welcome - well, almost everyone.

They are great norks, though, aren't they Vivy?

What do you think?

===========Ladies, don't read this post: thanks===================

Great norks: I feel privileged that the Bandit brought them to our attention today.

How many marks would you give them.

(Er, Alex, I think you've done this bit )

Legbreaker, what do you...er...?

Maybe it's better not to ask in case you do as your name suggests.

LADIES PLEASE READ THIS POST: NO BLOKES THOUGH

Ladies, I'm out of my depth: what are norks please? Thanks.

I've got to go because I'm tired, hungry and in court tomorrow (anyone making the "what are you up for?" joke will earn my enduring displeasure), so catch you all later.

If you scroll back a bit I think the question of the quality of the bits of the lady you are decribing have been discussed in depth, and there seems to be a clear consensus amongst the, er, male members as to their excellence.

However - if you feel the need to probe further, please feel free!

I am sorry, Viv. I forgot that you are from Antigua and therefore may not understand the English vernacular.

Norks are teeth. We were admiring Lara Lewington's beautiful, healthy, strong teeth (over and over again).

What did you think we were referring to?

What you up for then big boy?

I refer m'learned friend to his post 107, which I think clarifies beyond doubt the part of anatomy in question. Viz "breasts".

This is ...? FILTH

I see a job for me here.

I will not allow this sort of smut and sexual innuendo to continue.

What would your mothers think?

The shame of it.

Please Miss the big boys did it and then they ran away....