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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 3, 2003
Very odd combination. I think you'll find that 'Surrey University' is in Guildford. Apparently, it attracts large numbers of students but I am not entirely sure that they teach anything there.
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 3, 2003
Fair question.
Marvellous norks, though, aren't they?
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 3, 2003
Yes, but a little too well-clothed for my liking.
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 3, 2003
Terrific, aren't they?
What do you think, Bandido?
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 3, 2003
There is clearly a surfeit of garmentage, which would be absent in an ideal world.
On a scale of 1-5, I'd give her one...
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 3, 2003
Absolutely fantastic in my book, although the clothing is unnecessary.
On El Bandido's scale, I'd give her one; or 2 or 3 actually.
What say you?
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 3, 2003
Magnificent norks, though disappointingly covered by quite unnecessary clothing.
And you?
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 3, 2003
This is just an observation, I should add.
I wouldn't want to give the impression that I am in any way fixated with this young lady's appendages just because I have looked at her photo a dozen or so times.
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 3, 2003
On an entirely different subject: for an amusing spoof error page, go here: http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
Now: about those norks. What do people think?
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MaryMagdalainaPrakatan Posted Jul 3, 2003
Disgusting filth...and this is a family message board to.
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maninblue Posted Jul 3, 2003
Family message board.....?
Sorry, I'm in the wrong place. Can anyone direct me to the "Bigguns On Weathergirls" website please?
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 3, 2003
Well, I think it's a tribute to (male) human nature that the arrangement of a few pounds of subcutaneous fat can cause such excitement. Bless.
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 3, 2003
Mind you, think how much brain processing power would be freed up if we weren't so obsessed...
We'd probably have a cure for cancer by now.
See what you women have done, distracting us...
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 3, 2003
Can I assure you, Ms Legbreaker, that on the 20 or so occasions I have looked at the photos in question I have remained detached and not in any way affected by the lady's physical 'attributes'.
I am merely an uninterested observer.
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MaryMagdalainaPrakatan Posted Jul 3, 2003
Right the George W I have a few questions for you not least of which is what are you doing on this message board, isn't there much on at the white house at the moment 
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 3, 2003
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