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IVA Richards Posted Jul 2, 2003
Was it bright yellow LB? The Jamaican run chippy on Bedford Road always sold patties which were virtually flourescent!
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 2, 2003
Very dark yellow pastry. I try not to think about what makes it that colour...
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 2, 2003
Excuse my numptiness, but what is a patty (pattie)?
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 2, 2003
A patty is a bit like a Cornish pasty but with different pasrty, different filling and lots of chilli. SO it's not really like a Cornish pasty at all!
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 2, 2003
Sounds distinctly dangerous for breakfast!
Personally, I don't eat breakfast anyway.
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 2, 2003
For breakfast?????? Blimey.
I'm not averse to the odd mouthful of jalfrezi now and again, I spose.
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 2, 2003
Jo Anne Sale?
Please please please please please...
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 2, 2003
Fi Glover .
It can't be JASFLT: she hasn't mentioned a roof or a hut.
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 2, 2003
Now - who would sign in as "Tartygirl". Oh - I know - it's Bushy! 
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MaryMagdalainaPrakatan Posted Jul 2, 2003
A tart with a heart that doesn't like jam tarts.
Password: teddy bears picnic
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 2, 2003
Mmmm. The importance of naming: TartyGirl gets hit on twice within minutes of setting up her ID, Alex Smallbone (before he went French) gets an immediate msg., Legbreaker strangely has no fanmail ...
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 2, 2003
I'm not exactly getting swamped myself, you know...
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MaryMagdalainaPrakatan Posted Jul 2, 2003
Any idea as to why strange men with names like Hot Rod (original...not) are leaving me messages? I am not a heartless tart, but a very yummy tart 
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 2, 2003
Errrr, because you have a nice personality? Or maybe you're a good listener? Are you independantly wealthy, perhaps?
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