h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I googled for this Lara lewington chap, and there's one who was runner up in Miss Great Britain in 2000 and now works in the meeja: is this her? If so, she's just become my favourite weather girl ever.

Wahey! There's a whole website devoted to "weatherbabes"! Go here for the Lewington piccies:
http://www.geocities.com/cbweatherbabes1/lewington.html

Outstanding!

Yes, that's the lass.

Hmm, nice in a blonde sort of way.

Do you think those breasts are real, though?

Deffo home-growns.

Not sure. I think she is certainly using a device to push them skywards at the very least.

I'm telling you, they're GM-free.

I think that, on second viewing, there may be some assistance involved in order to create the illusion of greater mammary magnitiude but you are probably correct in saying that there are no artificial additives involved.

If I had to guess, I would say a solid and impressive 'C', wouldn't you, Bandido?

My money's on a GM-free 34D. Is this sort of information not available on the world-wide-interweb thingy? Because if not, it damn well ought to be!

Lovely norks, any which way.

There is certainly a grey area when it comes to Cs and Ds, but I shall stick by my original guesstimate.

Shall I ring Meridian and ask?

Very well said IVAR. I'd like to see them listed and preserved for posterity, forever in their natural state.

That's never natural blonde though, is it? £50 says the collar and cuffs don't match...

Alex,

Good idea. Whild you're on the dog you might clear up the other question with them. There must be a dresser who knows...

I'm afraid that the electric telephone seems to be the only way forward from here on these vital questions. LL's vitals are unavailable on the interweb; likewise nude full frontals.

Dang.

We could ask one of our friends to do a fake nude using his Adobe skills?

Having looked at these photos for a third, fourth and fifth time, I am forced to concede that she may well deserve to be marked up from a C to a D. She is evidently one of these women who - in certain light - appears not to have as much mammary magnitude as she actually has (this is otherwise known as 'Ancona Syndrome', named after the famous comedienne and impersonator Ronni).

I have also spent some considerable time mas... poring over these photos, and remain confident in my 34D conclusion.

I've come across these photos, and I think it's disgraceful that we're treating this graduate as a sex object.

Having said that, you would, wouldn't you?

Graduate of what? Are you suggesting she does actually know something about meteorology?

No!

BSc in Sociology and Drama (what? Why do those 2 subjects from a single degree?) from Surrey (where?).