h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anyone disagreeing with me will be sent to a pig farm in Mid'bro

Agreed.

I propose an amendment:

In the interests of fairness, I propose:

For women - dress-lines must be MORE than four inches ABOVE the knee (subject to the quality of the legs in question);

For men - dress-lines must not be more than one inch ABOVE the ankle.

So it is agreed that i rule the roost That was painless wasn't it

Ms TartyGirl, you are hereby summoned to a mtg of the Disciplinary Body i.e. me. After conducting a full investigation I find you GUILTY of breaking all the rules and hereby ordered to reply to all the silly msgs on your space(s).

Miss Leggy, Alex has agreed, it's there in multi-colour above!

Now you don't really want to go to that pig farm do you?

I don't need to reply to those silly messages now, that silly miss morality has seen them off What a woman!

TartyGirl, you must (according to the constitution) formally propose this law.

I oppose this proposed law as I believe it is in contravention of the European Convention on Human Rights and no one deserves fate as bad as that.

And Leggy makes two, so your proposed law is defeated and you are forthwith banished to the Naughty Room where you will be forced to spend the night with a well-known troller and his goose gogs.

... and almost certainly breaks the Convention on Working Hours directive not to mention Humane Treatment of Porcine Creatures...

I'm Alex but two points here. One I am an anarchist and therefore I don't give two figs for your rules, two, you agreed with me anyway and three, I can't count and four, ner ner ner ner ner and five, I am tarty girl and I will do whatever I like

ANARCHY RULZ OK!

Ms TartyGirl - this is a benign dictatorship & as such we can accomodate dissenters up to a point. Why don't you take this opportunity to suggest a few Rules of your own.... you know you want to... I'm sure you could think of Lots of things you'd like to impose.....

Dear Miss Leggy...how kind of you to try and draw me into a sort of democracy by your lovely suggestion. I'm not biting Having said that, I may put my thinking cap at sometime this weekend and come up with some constitutional amendments that may make your hair curl

I'm afraid that any constitutional amendments have to be agreed by me, as I am the Governor General of This is...?

So there.

I don't think I'd suit curly hair.

Alex...you know where you can stick your governor general bit, don't you Yes, you guessed it And yes, the sun doesn't shine there Gosh..isn't being an anarchist absolutely wonderful and such fun

Can I be in charge of the anarchist break-away faction?

I've already got loads of plans....

....but I got loads of front

I will not stand for such disrespectful comments. Please address me as sir or I shall have to discipline you.

It's hard work being a Dictator, isn't it? Perhaps we should have a commune, instead.....

Actually, Leggy, all this power is giving me a headache. Shall we do just that?

Please don't encourage Lara Lewington's FBs to take off her clothes, though. That might be a little too much for the males.