h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alex - I still think the Rules were very reasonable! And when have I EVER encouraged ANYONE to undress?

Commune!!!!!!! Now what sort of pinko idea is that? Have you pair been reading CommunistsRus again
You'll be suggesting a kibbutz type board soon

Ok everyone - just put all your personal possessions into this big pile here. From now on we will hold everything in Common.

I'm sorry Leggy but I am not putting my rampant rabbit in that communal pile, no way

Er, actually Tarty Girl perhaps some things should be kept Personal....

Leggy, you're only jealous because yours doesn't plug into the mains

I would have thought 10 5v batteries would be enough for anyone....

ROFL!

So - we're agreed to share everything except items of an intimate personal nature, like, er, false teeth.

Right then: who's cooking the lentils tonight?

No, I won't agree to that. My large collection of Swimsuit Monthlies is far too valuable to share with the hoi polloi.

I have a couple of towels and some old cravats which I shall happily donate.

I have a few Wonderbras that have seen better days.

Can we use the wonderbras for hammocks?

Only if you're the size of a smallish bunny (not the Buzzing kind, of course).

Good morning This is Commune

Leggy...who has false teeth then?

Weather: brisk wind, sunny intervals.
Vegetable: aubergine, sliced and grilled with feta cheese melted on top.
Weather Boy: why is there no decent male weather boy totty?
Communal act of the day: aerobics!

Well, maybe more cosmetically enhanced than false, like some other appendages around here (allegedly)....

Communal Thought of the Day: "To each according to her needs, from each according to the size of his wodge"

Legbreaker - while it's just you and me - can you tell me which of the chaps actually does have a big wodge...and what exactly does that refer to...?

As an up, and hoping to push up further, weather gal I need to know just WHO is well wodged and and who is merely a bit flushed. I want a chap who's really pumping...oops - have I said too much?

Lara

'Well, er, I , er......don't know exactly what you mean, Lara, but I, er, could possibly be a suitable candidate if, er, I knew what you meant.'

I can see I will have to come clean.

Firstly : are you rolling in it?

Secondly : Do you have a huge dick?

Well, Alexandre Petits-P - you DID ask!

[I now fear for the morals of the poor innocent underage h2g2 surfers - I do hope their parents are on the ball!]

Gosh, Ms (Mrs?) Beast-Breasts, you are even more upfront than Tarty Girl - although I suppose that's only to be expected

Well, I do know a very large Private Detective, if that's any use to you......

Whatever. My place or yours?