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Thumb Puppet Posted Jul 30, 2003
With horrible shrieks of ... horror, most fans start tunning toward the entrance which is blocked by leggy.
However, for MOST dedicated fans, the foam from the extinguisher, triggers a crazy mate call. They jump on Thumbs and Alex who, even though strong as axes, crumble on the floor.
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 30, 2003
""Too late Again" expostulates Leggy. "And now we've got 24 hours of National Orgasm Day to get through somehow....". Quietly leading the less dedicated Groupies, Leggy puts up the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the locker-room door, and returns to the Bar. "Still - it'll be good training for them..."
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 31, 2003
........especially as IVAR has now turned up. Test average of 50.23 don't you know (although only 47.00 when he only had 1 day to play with).
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 31, 2003
"National Orgasm Day"?
Isn't it a bit unfair to have a day just for the men to enjoy?
What, you mean women......? Well I never!
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 31, 2003
How do I celebrate National Orgasm Day? My staying power isn't what it was and 24 hours is long time...
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 31, 2003
Leggy pops in to put some encouraging music on the Jukebox. First selection - "Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks 
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 31, 2003
And your mother wants to know why there are stains on your jeans.........
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 31, 2003
Next on the jukebox are Prince's 'Come' (a very subtle one that) followed by FGTH with 'Relax'.
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 31, 2003
Leggy? A Buzzcocks fan? Wahey! 
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 31, 2003
My average this season is 46.33, IVAR. Am I in the presence of a fellow genius?
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 31, 2003
"Ever fallen in love with some-one
ever fallen in love in love with some-one
ever fallen in love IN LOVE with some-one you shouldn't fall in love with?"
Omigod. I'm exhausted now. What? No - pogoing, silly
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 31, 2003
Next up - Dexy's, "Come on Eileen"...
What?
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 31, 2003
Then the Beatles with "Come Together (right now, over me)".
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 31, 2003
"She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes..."
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 31, 2003
'Cumma cumma cumma cumma cumma cumma cummeele-urn, you come and go, you come and go-o-o-ohhh.'
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 31, 2003
"Come over here if you think you're hard enough..."
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 31, 2003
Well you all look tired but !
I've brought some refreshments - help yourself
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 31, 2003
Cor, Leggy, have you seen that terrific spat in our old 'house'?
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 31, 2003
Yeah - that's what happens when you leave a place empty - squatters!
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 31, 2003
Shall we call the police? Or just let them scrap it out to the death?
Ho hum.
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