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Post 421

Thumb Puppet

Hello all smiley - cuddle

You can call me anyhting you wantsmiley - winkeye

Whats new has been going on?


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Post 422

IVA Richards

Alex' impression is of Prince.

Food of the day: none.

Location of the day: Court.

Weather-girl: John Kettley.

Weather: inevitably, after a cr*p weekend, it's sunny.

Later dudes.


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Post 423

El Bandido del Catmint.

Flippin weather! Went to a very wet BBQ at the weekend!

My turn to do an impression. Who's this...


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Post 424

El Bandido del Catmint.

mumble mumble mumble, banal tripe, troll troll troll, goose cogs

smiley - strawberries


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Post 425

Thumb Puppet

Thats Italian mafia guy


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Post 426

Alexandre Petits-Pantalons

Hello, Thumbster.

Welcome to our new den. Excuse the cherry stones - Leggy is up to her old tricks. smiley - smiley


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Post 427

Alexandre Petits-Pantalons

I think he/she/it is losing (?) the plot for good...


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Post 428

Thumb Puppet

who me? I haven't even found it yetsmiley - laugh


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Post 429

MaryMagdalainaPrakatan

Tom baby, a clue for you, I'm your favourite Mom smiley - smileysmiley - lovesmiley - cuddle


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Post 430

Thumb Puppet

How can I forget you. You promised to make me cry (ina good way that is) And I'm still waiting for itsmiley - wahsmiley - laugh


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Post 431

Legbreaker



All things come to he who waits Thumbs. Or so they say smiley - smiley


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Post 432

Alexandre Petits-Pantalons

Hello.


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Post 433

Legbreaker



Spookily quiet round here, isn't it? And quite an

Well, it's p***ing down here at the moment - so just as well I wasn't planning on playing any c****et this evening. I think I'll just paint my toenails, instead smiley - smiley


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Post 434

Alexandre Petits-Pantalons

Have a game of water-cr***et instead, Leggy. It's just like the real thing except it involves softer balls. smiley - biggrin


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Post 435

Legbreaker



If there really is a game called water-c****et then I think that's the one that should be played all the time in England. I have heard of water-polo, though!

It's surprising that mud-wrestling isn't a more popular outdoor sport really. The terrain is perfect for it. smiley - sigh




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Post 436

Thumb Puppet

Mud wrestling....That sounds very interesting. Should we do something like this in here


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Post 437

Alexandre Petits-Pantalons

Water-cr***et is a fine sport but it has yet to catch on.

In fact, it only exists in my mind and - predictably - involves women wearing bikinis. smiley - smiley

Let's invent a new game, shall we?


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Post 438

Legbreaker



Mud-c****et-wrestling? In bikinis?


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Post 439

Legbreaker



Thumbs - you may have missed out on the fact that it's National Foreplay Day in the UK tomorrow. Naturally the lads are keen to get into shape for their Big Day. smiley - smiley


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Post 440

Alexandre Petits-Pantalons

Wahey! smiley - biggrin


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